The Inappropriate Jokes Thread

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 12:31 pm

Disclaimer:
This thread is in good fun and no distasteful remarks should be taken to reflect the personal opinions of the joke-tellers in any way. A well-developed, not easily offended sense of humour is recommended.

You have been warned :lol:

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What's orange and hangs from a branch in my front yard?

(black text:) I can paint my nigger any colour I want!

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 9/28/2003, 12:51 pm

I got this joke from the movie The Boondock Saints.

So there's a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They all find a magic lamp.

So the Mexican rubs the jamp and a genie appears, and grants him one wish. His wish is, "I want all my people to be out of America and happy and free and back in Mexico." so POOF. it happens.

The black guy does the same, "I want all my people out of America and to be happy and free and in Africa."

So then the WHite guy goes up. He asks the genie, "So all the Mexicans and Blacks are out of America?" the genie says "yeah."

The white guy thinks, and then answers, "I think I'll have a coke."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 12:53 pm

classic ^

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw the gas bill.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 9/28/2003, 1:18 pm

^

I dont get it :uh:

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 9/28/2003, 1:56 pm

gas chambers used to kill the jews

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/28/2003, 2:29 pm

I read the same variation of that joke, but w/ Bush, a Canadian, and Sadam. Maybe it was here...was it? I can't remember.

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/28/2003, 3:07 pm

German #1: did you know that Hitler's dog has no nose

German #2: really? how does it smell?

German #1: awful.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 4:40 pm

Lame

How do you fit 10 black guys in a car?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/28/2003, 5:21 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 5:45 pm

^ yeah that pretty much sums up this entire thread :lol:

How do you fit 300 jews in a car?
(black)Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Wow. That's awful :neutral:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 9/28/2003, 5:50 pm

sums up the whole thread.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/28/2003, 6:00 pm

That one was just bad... :neutral:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 6:05 pm

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/28/2003, 6:06 pm

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/28/2003, 6:45 pm

Oh man. I keep reading them...

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 6:50 pm

Got any?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/28/2003, 7:05 pm

The last one I heard was my junior year of high school that stayed with me..and I'm not sure if I remember it correctly. Let's see...

What do you call three Chinese people, one Mexican, and three African Americans in a line?

A sprinker.

Chink chink chink spic nigga nigga nigga

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 7:07 pm

another classic

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 9/28/2003, 7:40 pm

Goodness

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/28/2003, 7:46 pm

Jonathan, the fact that you keep coming in here tells me that you are secretly enjoying yourself