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Weirdest places to make whoopie.

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and who the hell calls it whoopie anyway? damn PC assholes. anyway, this one summer me and a friend of mine would talk on the phone and sporatically tell each other where it would be weird/fun/kinky to do the deed. (this friend was a chick by the way) and this conversation went on through that summer. so um, make a list and post it here.

In the pope mobile.
in the front yard.
in your parents bed
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a paddle boat......and trust me, its not very comfy either.
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in a porta potty
a dog crate
a garbage dump
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on a motorcycle
in a ferris wheel
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Mr. Bojangles wrote:and who the hell calls it whoopie anyway? damn PC assholes. anyway, this one summer me and a friend of mine would talk on the phone and sporatically tell each other where it would be weird/fun/kinky to do the deed. (this friend was a chicken by the way) and this conversation went on through that summer. so um, make a list and post it here.

In the pope mobile.
in the front yard.
in your parents bed



A CHICKEN!?!?!?! Dear lord...
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hahaha
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sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
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ok some of those places are weird but the parents bed one strikes me as just plain creepy.

ah and for me that would be doubly bad since my parents' bed is also my grandma's old bed... the one she died in.
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that makes it all the more kinky!!!!

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a Yete Porn concert. (I said "hell no" to that)
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Naveeder Val wrote:a Yete Porn concert. (I said "hell no" to that)



god forbid ya not pay attention to a bit of the concert, it would still be something you'd always remember :lol:
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a rollercoaster
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Ew to the parents bed. Barf.

In a freezer
On an escelator
In a golf cart
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golf cart.......good one!
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On a toilet
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a blumpkin :lol:
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On the computer.
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Blumpkin?
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-In a confessional... (the church thing you confess your sins)
-In the windmill at a mini golf course (yes I konw it was on simpsons.. still.. creepy)
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Johnathan wrote:Blumpkin?



get a bj while you're on the toilet
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