A poem By a friend of mine

[Penguin Josh]

NCAHS (to the incoming freshmen)

My school is prety cool
I wish it had a pool
I'll give you an overveiw
I have a friend named Paula
who is always borrowing a dollar
but never pays me back
I maynot know a Jack but I know a Josh
who resembles an evil keebler elf
and talks only to himself
Then I know a Ben
who talks more like a Jen
He thinks Mrs. Perkins teeth are crunchy
He eats them for his lunchy
Next i know an Asholey
who likes to take a pee...tree dish from Mr. Howes
who happens to have only one eyebrow
I somewhat know a Chris
who is some what kinda gay
but what I know for sure is nick is allergic to hay
Now for all the teachers
who let us sit upon the bleachers
that just might fall down
causing us to break our crowns
Which isn't unusual for my teacher Mrs. Steel
who could get hurt by eating a meal
Speaking of meals Mrs. Hall isn't one to hold a grudge
She just enjoys eating her fudge
Mr. Z always says hi to me
and how are you today but he doesn't care
so he walks away in fear
Mr. McMahon is scary not nice
I know his secret he has lice
unlike what your name implies
I know your not a man so don't lie
PS: To all incoming freshmen
come along and take my hand
on a journy to my Norfolk Aggie land
sanity here is not the case
Just take a look at Sabrinas face
don't you wish you brought your mace
so turn around and walk at a resonable pace
or run as fast as your chicken legs can take you
For here at Norfolk County Agricultural High School
Its every cow for himself
so run you pitiful insignificant fool
Welcome to our school
Do you wish we had a pool

©2003 Fallon Fernandes All rights reserved

[happening fish]

LOL what the hell?!?!

[starseed_10]

I only got through a third of it, but your friend is my hero. I'll read the rest later.

[Penguin Josh]

it is about my school and her friends

[happening fish]

so.... you resemble an evil keebler elf, eh? Whatever the hell THAT is..

[Penguin Josh]

one of the elfs that makes the cookies, but evil