look at this creature:
so lovable, so adorable.
You, my friends, you can spend some time with this hamster if you agree to the following things:
1. Take a picture of yourself with the hamster, preferably in a recognized place where you live (like downtown or in school or somewhere)
2. DO NOT lose him!
3. Mail him to somebody else
Here's the game plan:
I want my hamster to travel the continent. He needs to see the world outside the confines of my dorm room. So...if you want to be a part of this exciting adventure, e-mail me with your address and I'll make a list of who is sending Meepers to the next person.
if you lose him, you have to go to toys r us and buy me a new one.

that is all. carry on.