Anal Cunt

[One-Eye]

Should I kill myself for finding their music fucking hilarious?

[starseed_10]

woah! this has to be the most unexpected topic name ever

[One-Eye]

And the most unexpected band name....

[areusad831]

what kind of music does this anal cunt produce?

[committed]

they fucking suck

or so i hear

[One-Eye]

Well, I'll give you some song titles, and you can figure it out for yourself:

"I Lit Your Baby on Fire"
"Sweatshops are Cool"
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag"
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum-Guzzling Fag"
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS so You Could Watch Him Die"
"The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Cunts"
"I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
"Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny"
"You're Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach"
"Haha, Your Wife Left You"
"You Went To See Dishwalla and Everclear, You're Gay"
"Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp, You're Gay"
"You're Old, Fuck You"
"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Deserved It"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"
"I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis"
"I Pushed Your Wife In Front of a Subway"
"You Rollerblading Faggot"
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"
"I Noticed that You're Gay"
"I Hope You Get Deported"
"You're A Fucking Cunt"
"I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth"
"Your Family Is Dumb"
"You're Dumb"
"You Got Date Raped, You Suck"
"Hilter was a sensative man"
"I fucked your wife"
"You're a trendy fucking pussy"
"Van Full of Retards"
"Pepe the gay Waiter"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos".
"You look adopted"
"The Internet is Gay"
"Recycling is Gay"
"You must be wicked underground if you own this"
"When I think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and The Melvins"
"I Sold Your Dog to A Chinese Restaurant"
"Hey Santa Claus You Fucking Cunt"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore"
"Song Titles are Fucking Stupid"
"Jack Kevorkian is Cool"
"Foreplay with a tree shredder"
"Smell Your Cunt"

There is also their "Picnic of Love" album which includes:

"I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human"
"Saving Ourselves for Marriage"
"In my heart there's a star name"
"I'm not that kind of boy"

[areusad831]

sounds like a very high quality band

[One-Eye]

I dunno. There's just a certain charm to "Van Full of Retards"...

No actually, they suck incredibly hard. Their songs are all about 30 seconds long and consist of unintelligible screaming and poorly played hard-rock instruments...

And yet. Can't stop laughing.

[bovine]

Anal Cunt?

And I thought the band Fuck had a strange name...

If the titles are any indication of their music, I think I'll pass .

:::troy:::

[sandsleeper]

o geez

[Staley]

Lyrically though... you can't deny they're one of the best bands out there.

[the android]

I like Mindless Self Indulgence.

"If you're so smart, EXPLAIN THIS, CLARRISA!!"

Note to self: Download more MSI.

[megxyz128]

oooh I like MSI

Kill The Rock is my fave. MSI song. oh man.

Jimmy Urine = coolest frontman. ever.

[the android]

I like his hair.

[Mechanical Thought]

i like Mindless too. when i saw them live, he had really awesome pink spikes

[starvingeyes]

anal cunt is, obviously, a satire band.

[Staley]

anal cunt is, obviously, a satire band.

???

[starvingeyes]

they're a joke, comedy. done as satire of other, similar death metal bands. they aren't to be taken seriously.

[megxyz128]

what a shocker

[emily]

for some reason i found the names of their songs humorous