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that's right kids. it's time for a break. feel free to place bets on how long i last. others are welcome to join in the festivities.
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*cough*40daysand40nights*cough*
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it depends do you have other means of satisfaction?
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remember who you're asking rob
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.

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you seem to be meeting the ladies so i am not sure but if not then I dont think it will last very long.

do you have a chronic masturabtion problem jeff?

i think there is counseling for that
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you will get hairy palms
!EMiLY!

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it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
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Master of your domain, eh?
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Uhhhhh. I bet he wont last long. Just like Kramer
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How would you know about that site?
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searches
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:hmm: ...okayyy...... :uh:
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It is a fun site
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Ananda wrote:It is a fun site


If you say so
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It is quite funny in some places
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Like this question

I am an 18-year-old senior in high school. My scrotum hangs really low. I know the scrotum skin changes because of the temperature, but for me, when it is real saggy, when it comes down to actually getting sexual with girls I look for excuses to end the night. If my balls could be a little more tight at all times I would be so much more sexually active and happy. I can't imagine getting naked in front of a girl with my balls hanging low like they usually do. Is there some kind of pill I could take?

A pill to tighten up your scrotum? That's crazy. In our culture, people seem to be programmed to think that anytime they have a problem with some minor aspect of their body, there should be some kind of "pill" to correct it. I say get comfortable with the body Nature gave you; the body is an unbelievably incredible thing, so enjoy it while you're alive on this planet. If your biggest problem is that your scrotum hangs too low, you're damn lucky. Think for a moment how much worse things could be for you. Talk to someone who has been castrated in the battlefield, or was born with a serious genital deformity, or who has lost a testicle. Then you might be a lot happier with your body the way it is.
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Jeff, you will make it 2 weeks. You can wait, but not that long. I haven't done the deed for myself in like a month now. And yes, I am being serious.
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Ananda wrote:Like this question

I am an 18-year-old senior in high school. My scrotum hangs really low. I know the scrotum skin changes because of the temperature, but for me, when it is real saggy, when it comes down to actually getting sexual with girls I look for excuses to end the night. If my balls could be a little more tight at all times I would be so much more sexually active and happy. I can't imagine getting naked in front of a girl with my balls hanging low like they usually do. Is there some kind of pill I could take?

A pill to tighten up your scrotum? That's crazy. In our culture, people seem to be programmed to think that anytime they have a problem with some minor aspect of their body, there should be some kind of "pill" to correct it. I say get comfortable with the body Nature gave you; the body is an unbelievably incredible thing, so enjoy it while you're alive on this planet. If your biggest problem is that your scrotum hangs too low, you're damn lucky. Think for a moment how much worse things could be for you. Talk to someone who has been castrated in the battlefield, or was born with a serious genital deformity, or who has lost a testicle. Then you might be a lot happier with your body the way it is.


I don't know. We ARE talking about a low-hanging scrotum here.
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