if you were to kill me how would you do it

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/12/2002, 12:13 am

alright i know everyones out to get me, so heres your chance to let people know how you would do it

Corey · Post by **Corey** » 7/12/2002, 12:38 am

I'd force you to listen to Andrew WK on loop in a padded room.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/12/2002, 1:10 am

i voted eat oranges

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 7/12/2002, 4:33 am

i feel public hanging would be best.......and yes i do think it is constitutional (it is not illegal in america, noone ever does it though).

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/12/2002, 7:52 am

Add "Beat me senseless" to the poll please :mrgreen:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/12/2002, 12:00 pm

I don't care how you go, so as long as you hurry up and die! :roll:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/12/2002, 1:06 pm

I say some one rips your arms and legs off and leaves you in the middle of an empty room so you bleed to death :mrgreen:

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/12/2002, 1:10 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:I say some one rips your arms and legs off and leaves you in the middle of an empty room so you bleed to death

Ah! Quartering. Fun

. Tie each of his limbs to a horse and then make them run :mrgreen:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/12/2002, 1:36 pm

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking...lol

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/12/2002, 1:42 pm

I know XD

Disembowelment would be fun too. LOL.

Bananababy · Post by **Bananababy** » 7/12/2002, 3:19 pm

^eheheee! wait, why are we killing gimme_shelter? thats not good :|

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/12/2002, 4:42 pm

i believe alot of those things would fall under the torture option

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/12/2002, 4:58 pm

No, because torture is just inducing a lot of pain and not necessarily killing a person.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/12/2002, 5:00 pm

the option says

"slow torture until I finally die"

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 7/12/2002, 6:31 pm

hmmm... fun topic...

quartering seems to harsh though... i say we let a couple leaches into his heart and lungs and let them do their stuff...

aspiritualjunkie · Post by **aspiritualjunkie** » 7/12/2002, 9:50 pm

No public hanging. Let's have a pubic hanging. We'll hang you by your pubic hairs ... sounds fun to me.

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/12/2002, 10:00 pm

That sounds painful. Painful, but it wouldn't kill him.

Unless we hung him from somewhere really high.

Misc. Blues · Post by **Misc. Blues** » 7/12/2002, 10:01 pm

I guess offing yourself isn't an option? 8-)

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/12/2002, 10:13 pm

i dont know, DO YOU SEE IT THERE

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/13/2002, 12:55 am

Fuck a duck

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