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And the bar tender says,

"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."



HI-larious!

Old, but a music geek classic!

Kind of like

I'M A FERMATA, HOLD ME.

ooh! ooh! Music Geek jokes!

How do you know when there's a soprano at the door?
|She doesn't know when to come in, and she doesn't have her key!|

...is it obvious that I'm an alto?

NERD!!

Even funnier than soprano jokes are viola jokes. Except I'm a violist...

AND I STILL FIND THEM FUNNY

That's how great they are.

I used to know a bunch of those, but I forget. It's been months since I've been to band hall!

I like this one though
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

There is none, the violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.

ha!

I don't know any more music jokes. :O

my heads not big

it's bigger than a small head!

true...but its still not big

they must have sold you and undersized violin then.

i see :O
man i liked playing the violin
my teachers hated me tho
i was good
i never practiced
but they always said i was good
and yelled at me for not practicing
i didnt care tho i had fun doing what i was doing
besides... more practice = less hockey time!
so yeah... hockey won..
and i liked the pizza parties
i probably wouldve had the solos but i was never really one for that kinda thing

btw im not trying to brag.. thats what my teachers always told my parents when they talked to em... "sandeep is good.. he could be the best player here but he doesnt practice enough!" and my mom and dad would smile and nod and tell me afterwards and i'd say "cool" and then ask where the hell my hockey stick was

I always wanted to play hockey, but the skates hurt my ankles. The most I could do was floor hockey.

Plus, everyone always wanted me to be the goalie cause of my size.

I had a wicked slapshot too!

i meant street hockey for the record..my folks never really let me play ice hockey
i did end up playing but just pond hockey or whatever with friends... nothing competitive
thus ending my dream to be the first indian born nhler

aww


I wanted to be like Gretz when I was younger.

same
hell my best asset is my ability to pass
that and stand in front of the net and take a beating but still manage to pot goals cause the other team thinks i cant do it and leaves me alone since im small and skinny and brown

Heh, back then I coulda been a good goalie, cause i was actually agile given my size. But I prefered to be on the frontline slapping in the goals.

haha i played nets for a while too
was really good at breakaways but always let in shots from far out for some reason... i tended to over think the situation and think about the possibility of deflections or tips or whatever and then stop watching the ball and yeah it'd go in

haha!


I was pretty good at puck possession. No one would fight me for the ball. And when the ball was in the corner, I'd go in and come out with the ball.

haha i'd lose the ball but it didnt matter because i was fast enough to get it back and i actually dont mind playing the man and would
even tho i was always undersized and crap.. i apparently played a feisty game so most guys i played with hated playing against me and hated to cover me even tho they could easily push me around.. they knew i'd still find ways to score
usually on blocked shots turned into break aways