So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/7/2007, 9:11 am

And the bar tender says,

"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."

HI-larious!

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/7/2007, 1:36 pm

Old, but a music geek classic!

Kind of like

I'M A FERMATA, HOLD ME.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 8/16/2007, 4:01 pm

ooh! ooh! Music Geek jokes!

How do you know when there's a soprano at the door?
|She doesn't know when to come in, and she doesn't have her key!|

...is it obvious that I'm an alto?

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 8/17/2007, 7:26 am

NERD!!

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/18/2007, 9:28 am

Even funnier than soprano jokes are viola jokes. Except I'm a violist...

AND I STILL FIND THEM FUNNY

That's how great they are.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 8/18/2007, 10:41 am

I used to know a bunch of those, but I forget. It's been months since I've been to band hall!

I like this one though
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

There is none, the violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/18/2007, 11:32 am

ha!

I don't know any more music jokes. :O

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/18/2007, 11:41 am

my heads not big

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/18/2007, 2:40 pm

it's bigger than a small head!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/18/2007, 2:46 pm

true...but its still not big

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 8/18/2007, 2:54 pm

they must have sold you and undersized violin then.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/19/2007, 2:15 am

i see :O
man i liked playing the violin
my teachers hated me tho
i was good
i never practiced
but they always said i was good
and yelled at me for not practicing
i didnt care tho i had fun doing what i was doing

besides... more practice = less hockey time!
so yeah... hockey won..
and i liked the pizza parties

i probably wouldve had the solos but i was never really one for that kinda thing

btw im not trying to brag.. thats what my teachers always told my parents when they talked to em... "sandeep is good.. he could be the best player here but he doesnt practice enough!" and my mom and dad would smile and nod and tell me afterwards and i'd say "cool" and then ask where the hell my hockey stick was

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/19/2007, 12:50 pm

I always wanted to play hockey, but the skates hurt my ankles. The most I could do was floor hockey.

Plus, everyone always wanted me to be the goalie cause of my size.

I had a wicked slapshot too!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/19/2007, 12:55 pm

i meant street hockey for the record..my folks never really let me play ice hockey

i did end up playing but just pond hockey or whatever with friends... nothing competitive
thus ending my dream to be the first indian born nhler

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/19/2007, 1:01 pm

aww

I wanted to be like Gretz when I was younger.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/19/2007, 1:04 pm

same

hell my best asset is my ability to pass
that and stand in front of the net and take a beating but still manage to pot goals cause the other team thinks i cant do it and leaves me alone since im small and skinny and brown

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/19/2007, 1:13 pm

Heh, back then I coulda been a good goalie, cause i was actually agile given my size. But I prefered to be on the frontline slapping in the goals.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/19/2007, 1:20 pm

haha i played nets for a while too
was really good at breakaways but always let in shots from far out for some reason... i tended to over think the situation and think about the possibility of deflections or tips or whatever and then stop watching the ball and yeah it'd go in

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/19/2007, 1:26 pm

haha!

I was pretty good at puck possession. No one would fight me for the ball. And when the ball was in the corner, I'd go in and come out with the ball.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/19/2007, 1:33 pm

haha i'd lose the ball but it didnt matter because i was fast enough to get it back and i actually dont mind playing the man and would

even tho i was always undersized and crap.. i apparently played a feisty game so most guys i played with hated playing against me and hated to cover me even tho they could easily push me around.. they knew i'd still find ways to score

usually on blocked shots turned into break aways

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So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.

So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.