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Crap Bag just drank some milk that is two days past the expiration date! AND he just ate some yogurt that expired on the 22nd! :O


Crap Bag is a manly man.

Eh....that's no biggie.

Milk usually is okay at least three days past its date.

I'll give ya credit on the yogurt though. haha

The yogurt did have some kick to it.

That sounds like something Nikki would do. She has no fear of expired food. I'm required to take a bunch of food safety courses, so I'm timid of everything.

This yogurt had kick.



It could probably add more hair to ones testicular region if one decided to eat enough of it.

I can't drink milk that's even a day past its expiration - it just tastes bad to me! I'm actually grossed out by expired food - but I'll eat bread as long as it's not hard or moldy.

ok, the yogurt really has kick to it now!

then throw it away; scum bag

But its the only source of food in this house!


Well other than cereal and questionable milk!

Crap Bag wrote:But its the only source of food in this house!


Well other than cereal and questionable milk!

I'd rather drink tap water; now that is living on the edge. You have any clue whats probably swimming around in your tap water?

Britney Spears?

Marge: Homer, I found this sub behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: ... Yes

Crap Bag wrote:Britney Spears?

Perhaps. Or thousands of tini-microparasites that are sucking on the inside of your thoat.

But where do you think those parasites came from? Hmmmm?

Crap Bag wrote:But where do you think those parasites came from? Hmmmm?

The poop-water that your local treatment center flushes back into the water system.

Conspiracy theorist!

You think so?? If I could only get past the gate and get some photos.

You people are funny. I eat any dairy as long as it doesn't smell bad. I don't drink enough milk to drink the whole thing before the expiration date, and I am too cheap to throw it out before it starts smelling just because of a number. Besides, I have a stomach of steel.

Henrietta wrote: You people are funny. I eat any dairy as long as it doesn't smell bad. I don't drink enough milk to drink the whole thing before the expiration date, and I am too cheap to throw it out before it starts smelling just because of a number. Besides, I have a stomach of steel.

You're a sexy farm girl. That's all a given. haha

I wonder if Cass could handle an Irish Car Bomb.