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Crap Bag just drank some milk that is two days past the expiration date! AND he just ate some yogurt that expired on the 22nd! :O


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Eh....that's no biggie.

Milk usually is okay at least three days past its date.

I'll give ya credit on the yogurt though. haha
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The yogurt did have some kick to it. :nod:
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That sounds like something Nikki would do. She has no fear of expired food. I'm required to take a bunch of food safety courses, so I'm timid of everything.
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This yogurt had kick.



It could probably add more hair to ones testicular region if one decided to eat enough of it. :nod:
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I can't drink milk that's even a day past its expiration - it just tastes bad to me! I'm actually grossed out by expired food - but I'll eat bread as long as it's not hard or moldy.
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ok, the yogurt really has kick to it now!
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:lol: then throw it away; scum bag
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But its the only source of food in this house!


Well other than cereal and questionable milk!
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Crap Bag wrote:But its the only source of food in this house!


Well other than cereal and questionable milk!

:lol: I'd rather drink tap water; now that is living on the edge. You have any clue whats probably swimming around in your tap water?
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Britney Spears?
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Crap Bag wrote:Britney Spears?

Perhaps. Or thousands of tini-microparasites that are sucking on the inside of your thoat.
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But where do you think those parasites came from? Hmmmm?
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Crap Bag wrote:But where do you think those parasites came from? Hmmmm?
The poop-water that your local treatment center flushes back into the water system.
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Conspiracy theorist!
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You think so?? If I could only get past the gate and get some photos.
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:lol: You people are funny. I eat any dairy as long as it doesn't smell bad. I don't drink enough milk to drink the whole thing before the expiration date, and I am too cheap to throw it out before it starts smelling just because of a number. Besides, I have a stomach of steel.
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Henrietta wrote::lol: You people are funny. I eat any dairy as long as it doesn't smell bad. I don't drink enough milk to drink the whole thing before the expiration date, and I am too cheap to throw it out before it starts smelling just because of a number. Besides, I have a stomach of steel.
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I wonder if Cass could handle an Irish Car Bomb.
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