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chuck norris
Posted: 5/14/2006, 8:46 pm
by _old_lady_peace
i have just rediscovered these and had myself a good laugh.
i figured i'd share it here.
enjoy.
http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
*goes off to laugh some more*
Posted: 5/14/2006, 10:45 pm
by outofthedark
Kiefer Sutherland = the new Chuck Norris
Posted: 5/14/2006, 10:51 pm
by Axtech
no he isn't. he's just the flavour of the week.
Chuck Norris is eternal.
Posted: 5/14/2006, 11:04 pm
by myownsatellite
"Jack Bauer's daughter lost her virginity, and he got it BACK."
Posted: 5/15/2006, 1:37 pm
by outofthedark
Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.
My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.
Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:01 pm
by starseed_10
plus Chuck Norris is a tool.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:09 pm
by Axtech
...which is kind of the point.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:17 pm
by starseed_10
Maybe a year ago. people need to let it go
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:28 pm
by outofthedark
starseed_10 wrote:plus Chuck Norris is a tool.
agreed.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:29 pm
by pit_girl1
Yeah I agree with Brett. Those jokes have been going on way too long.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 2:30 pm
by goleafsgo
"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris."
Ahaha, I like that one.
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
and this one.
Posted: 5/15/2006, 6:26 pm
by myownsatellite
outofthedark wrote:Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.
My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.
Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.
That's because he's sexy.
I'm going to have his babies.
Lots of them.
...So he's your cousin eh? *nudge*nudge*
Posted: 5/15/2006, 6:30 pm
by _old_lady_peace
hahahaha.
chuck norris.
oh the strange things that go on in this world.
delilah.
Posted: 5/16/2006, 10:12 am
by outofthedark
myownsatellite wrote:outofthedark wrote:Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.
My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.
Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.
That's because he's sexy.
I'm going to have his babies.
Lots of them.
...So he's your cousin eh? *nudge*nudge*
He is pretty sexy...
He is my cousin, through marriage... If I ever meet him I'll try to hook you up! <3
Posted: 5/19/2006, 11:32 am
by AnnieDreams
"Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it."
I laughed at this one, but then it made me sad 'cause MacGyver would be dead.
Posted: 7/19/2006, 8:39 pm
by myownsatellite
Fuck Chuck Norris.
Only Jack Bauer could survive a plane crash, a nuclear bomb explosion, and a shootout against like 15 people in one night, and then live to fight for THREE MORE SEASONS!!!
Posted: 7/20/2006, 5:17 pm
by starseed_10
if you really thought that way you wouldn't have revived this thread.
Posted: 7/20/2006, 6:05 pm
by myownsatellite
Not true, I wanted to say fuck Chuck Norris.
Posted: 7/20/2006, 6:50 pm
by starseed_10
you love him.
Posted: 7/20/2006, 8:04 pm
by myownsatellite
To quote Ben Stiller, AKA White: "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."