chuck norris

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/14/2006, 8:46 pm

i have just rediscovered these and had myself a good laugh.

i figured i'd share it here.

enjoy.

http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/

*goes off to laugh some more*

outofthedark · Post by **outofthedark** » 5/14/2006, 10:45 pm

Kiefer Sutherland = the new Chuck Norris

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 5/14/2006, 10:51 pm

no he isn't. he's just the flavour of the week.

Chuck Norris is eternal.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 5/14/2006, 11:04 pm

"Jack Bauer's daughter lost her virginity, and he got it BACK."

outofthedark · Post by **outofthedark** » 5/15/2006, 1:37 pm

Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.

My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.

Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 5/15/2006, 2:01 pm

plus Chuck Norris is a tool.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 5/15/2006, 2:09 pm

...which is kind of the point.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 5/15/2006, 2:17 pm

Maybe a year ago. people need to let it go

outofthedark · Post by **outofthedark** » 5/15/2006, 2:28 pm

starseed_10 wrote:plus Chuck Norris is a tool.

agreed.

pit_girl1 · Post by **pit_girl1** » 5/15/2006, 2:29 pm

Yeah I agree with Brett. Those jokes have been going on way too long.

goleafsgo · Post by **goleafsgo** » 5/15/2006, 2:30 pm

"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris."
Ahaha, I like that one.

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
and this one.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 5/15/2006, 6:26 pm

outofthedark wrote:Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.

My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.

Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.

That's because he's sexy.
I'm going to have his babies.
Lots of them.
...So he's your cousin eh? *nudge*nudge*

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/15/2006, 6:30 pm

hahahaha.

chuck norris.

oh the strange things that go on in this world.

delilah.

outofthedark · Post by **outofthedark** » 5/16/2006, 10:12 am

myownsatellite wrote:
outofthedark wrote:Kiefer Sutherland is my cousin. Through marrage, not actual relation.

My Grandmothers first husband was Irma Dempsey's Brother. Irma Dempsey of course being Tommy Douglas' wife they had Shirley, Shirley married a Sutherland and had Donald and so on.

Not to mention Kiefer Sutherland (like his father and grandmother) are here to stay. When Kiefer has kids they'll be the next big stars and so on and so on forever.
That's because he's sexy.
I'm going to have his babies.
Lots of them.
...So he's your cousin eh? *nudge*nudge*

He is pretty sexy...

He is my cousin, through marriage... If I ever meet him I'll try to hook you up! <3

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 5/19/2006, 11:32 am

"Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it."

I laughed at this one, but then it made me sad 'cause MacGyver would be dead.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/19/2006, 8:39 pm

Fuck Chuck Norris.

Only Jack Bauer could survive a plane crash, a nuclear bomb explosion, and a shootout against like 15 people in one night, and then live to fight for THREE MORE SEASONS!!!

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 7/20/2006, 5:17 pm

if you really thought that way you wouldn't have revived this thread.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/20/2006, 6:05 pm

Not true, I wanted to say fuck Chuck Norris.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 7/20/2006, 6:50 pm

you love him.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/20/2006, 8:04 pm

To quote Ben Stiller, AKA White: "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."

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