No Pants Day!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/4/2006, 7:21 pm

I'm definately celebrating No Pants Day. Arn't you?

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:23 pm

oh heeeeeeeeelll yes!

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 5/4/2006, 7:27 pm

i'll be suspended

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/4/2006, 7:28 pm

Pfft. Protest it!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:37 pm

meh, suspended my ass (HAHAHAH THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! woah, i hurt myself laughing at me)

i'll be wearing pants. to school.
but i tell you, the second i get out of school, they are coming off! wooohooo!

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 5/4/2006, 7:38 pm

i think i need to wear pants to work.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/4/2006, 7:39 pm

#1 What in the world is No Pants Day?
No Pants Day is a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind. Usually this means wearing thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts, but bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer-briefs all work as well.
#2 That's it?
Yeah, that's it. But from the core idea comes so much more. When large groups of people parade around in public without their pants, amazing things are bound to happen. At the very least, you'll take your drab, wretched life a little less seriously, at least for one day.
#3 When is it?
No Pants Day is always on the first Friday of May, which this year is May the 5th, 2006.
#4 So I can wear a skirt instead? or "Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!"
You're very clever, but you're missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don't count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:40 pm

A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.

hahahahahahahaha i love this excuse.

"ms. watkins, where in the world are your pants?"
"ohmygosh, i'm not wearing any! you see, i was going to put them on, but i was in such a hurry this morning i totally forgot... my bad!"

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/4/2006, 7:41 pm

No pants day!????

CM ladies......post pics of your celebrating for all the CM boys! :lol:

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:42 pm

oooh that's scandalous.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/4/2006, 7:43 pm

Nooo it would be more like
"Ms. Watkins, where in the world are your pants?"
"At home"
"And why are they at home when you should be wearing them?"
"I forgot" then wander away aimlessly.

It would be fantastic.

Besides, if you forget your pants then they'll send you home from school to get changed. School. Sending you home. On a friday.
Comeon, its a win-win situation!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:46 pm

it totally is!

it'd be a better situation if my girlfriend didn't think no pants day was a silly idea.

i don't think she plans to participate. *pout*
meh. i'lll just go pantsless alone!

oh the faces of my peers if i showed up pantsless.

*imagines*

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/4/2006, 7:48 pm

_old_lady_peace wrote:oooh that's scandalous.

Instead of "Show us your BOOOOOBS!"

It's

Show us your UnDIEEEESSSSS!!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:49 pm

today, my undies have frogs on them.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/4/2006, 7:49 pm

_old_lady_peace wrote:today, my undies have frogs on them.

Gonna need proof :lol:

soooooo kiddin'......

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:51 pm

yes...

soooooo not posting my underwear on le internet.
hahahahahaha

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 5/4/2006, 7:52 pm

I need to get me some "bloomers" :lol:

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 5/4/2006, 7:53 pm

hehehehe

i have some. we had to wear them for a dance costume one year.
i almost went onstage without them!
that would have been BAD

:lol:

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/4/2006, 7:55 pm

Kathy14 wrote:I need to get me some "bloomers"

Just go "commando".....that's hotter, Kathy.

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 5/4/2006, 7:55 pm

I just KNEW you were gonna say that!!!