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I'm a horny angel who's great in bed.

Post by Johnny »

What month is your birthday?

January- Slutty
February- Preppy
March- Horny
April- Punk
May- Adorable
June- Nerdy
July- Popular
August- Talkative
September- Beautiful
October- Pretty
November- Gothic
December- Ugly

What day is ur birthday?

1- Beauty Queen
2- Model
3- Hooker
4- Actor
5- Power-Ranger
6- Slut
7- Geek
8- Crack-Whore
9- Surgeon
10- Dog
11- Angel
12- Caution Freak
13- Irish Man
14- Candy Cane
15- Sex Maniac
16- Alcoholic
17- Teacher's Pet
18- Stoner
19- Pirate
20- Fairy
21- Princess
22- Surfer
23- Piece of Pizza
24- Hottie
25- Druggie
26- Punk
27- Rockstar
28- Poser
29- Drama Queen
30- Hooker
31- Care Bear

What color is your hair?

blonde=Who's sexually frustrated
brown= Who's great in bed
black=Who needs a life
red=Who loves to ride emus
auburn= Who loves to kick ***
pink=who loves to make out
dark brown= who makes you feel good


Now repost this saying "Im a _ _ _"
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Post by nikki4982 »

Bleh. I've gotten this stupid thing on myspace about a billion times from people. I don't get why it's fun/funny.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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:(
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Post by Hope »

im an adorable poser who's great in bed

:wtf:
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

last.fm
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Post by Hope »

oh wait. maybe my hair is black.

im an adorable poser who needs a life!

or.. dark brown

im an adorable poser who makes you feel good
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

last.fm
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Post by superrgirll »

i'm a preppy sex maniac who is great in bed. 8-)
-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
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Post by Dr. Hobo »

im a horny hooker who needs a life :(
go fuck yourself.
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I'm a talkative geek who makes you feel good.
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And though the hum and sway gets me down
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I'm a preppy hooker who's sexually frustrated.
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Post by Hope »

^ :lol:
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

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Post by Kathy »

I'm a punk piece of pizza who's great in bed

:wtf:
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Post by Lando »

beautiful crackwhore who is great in bed or makes you feel good. the last part is open for interpretation
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

punk princess who needs a life :uh:
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Post by Axtech »

nikki4982 wrote:Bleh. I've gotten this stupid thing on myspace about a billion times from people. I don't get why it's fun/funny.


Yeah, I don't get it.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down
, I'll find the way to peace and openness.

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Post by Sonya »

i'm apparently a punk angel who makes you feel good/who needs a life.
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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i'm a gothic hooker who needs a life.

iiiiinteresting
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I'm a Nerdy druggie who loves to ride emus.

Life sucks.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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you and your emus, sarah
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i'm a preppy surfer who's great in bed.

wait...i am??

i must be the only hydrophobic surfer EVA
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Post by bd007h »

I'm a popular care bare who's sexually frustrated.


Why do I always end up with the lame ones?
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