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Alexander Keiths

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You all know the beer, and the famous commericials. With the scottish dude who flips out if someone spills the beer. Well he was arrested for having child pornography. All of the commericials with him have been pulled. It was on the radio earlier today.

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He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

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Shadows creep & dance the walls
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Post by don't ask why »

Wow, but Alexander Keith's was never my number one.
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Post by Johnny »

Goddamn. :no:


Those commercials were awesome.
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Re: Alexander Kieths

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Rusty wrote:You all know the beer, and the famous commericials.

I disagree. :happytears:
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Post by Rusty »

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones. We had discussion of him in gym class last year. Like how you just wanted to get drunk everytime you saw him, so then it might be funny.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Tis a sad day.
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Post by closeyoureyes »

He did an awful scottish accent, but it was funny.
That's sick though.
You just never know with people.
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Post by Soozy »

Kruno drinks Keiths - so I've heard of it. But I have never seen the commercial.

PS rusty I'm correcting your hopefully typo and not spelling error in the title!
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Post by Rusty »

Thank you.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Post by Rusty »

Which typo did you correct?

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Post by saman »

the one in the title? where you originally spelled "kieths" instead of "keiths"
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Oh right. Damn typo, I thought i had put ei, not ie.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Soozy wrote:Kruno drinks Keiths - so I've heard of it.


he drinks that cause of me :nod;
go fuck yourself.
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Those who like child pornography drink Alexander Keith's?
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i heard about that.

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Post by Dr. Hobo »

Long Jonny wrote:Those who like child pornography drink Alexander Keith's?



....
um
normally i wouldnt care
in this case
fuck you :D
go fuck yourself.
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Post by Johnny »

I'm drinkin'a Keiths right now. :)


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Post by thirdhour »

So Alexander Keith's a child pornographer?

That sick ale-brewing bastard!

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Post by Rusty »

No, just the guy who endorsed his beer.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

Image <----------------- click and listen!
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Post by nikki4982 »

It was a joke, Rusty. :P
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<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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