Vin Diesel puts his pants on two legs at a time.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 2:39 pm
http://www.4q.cc/vin/ <- Hit refresh for another fact
Vin Diesel is deathly allergic to peanuts, but he eats them anyway.
Vin Diesel sucks.
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Posted: 4/27/2005, 2:53 pm
Posted: 4/27/2005, 3:16 pm
that is so totally a ripoff of the Matt Facts.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 5:39 pm
Vin Diesel will lactate two by fours on request, and can pump a small cottage out of his chest if you offer him a silver dollar.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 6:51 pm
Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct because of Vin Diesel's morning breath.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 6:58 pm
Vin Diesel has accurately predicted the outcome of every election since 1892, but he doesn't vote because only Vin Diesel should be president.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 7:39 pm
that is so weird how things spread through message boards at the same time. i saw this a little while ago and laughed my ass off, my favorites:
*They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.
*Vin Diesel knows what it's like when doves cry.
*Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."
*They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.
*Vin Diesel knows what it's like when doves cry.
*Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."
Posted: 4/27/2005, 8:07 pm
megxyz128 wrote:*They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 8:25 pm
Every dollar Vin Diesel makes goes to setting up lavish expeditions where he kills a rare or legendary creature. As a followup to this Vin Diesel used to bathe in unicorn blood, but no longer needs to bathe as he has transcended beyond the mortal world's filth.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 8:47 pm
Vin Diesel always knows just the right spot to pet a kangaroo.
Vin Diesel calculated the exact number of digits in pi but if he were to tell you what it was you would die from old age before he told you the whole number.
Vin Diesel calculated the exact number of digits in pi but if he were to tell you what it was you would die from old age before he told you the whole number.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 9:20 pm
namkablam wrote:Vin Diesel calculated the exact number of digits in pi but if he were to tell you what it was you would die from old age before he told you the whole number.
FALSE!
Posted: 4/27/2005, 9:22 pm
Billie Jean is not Vin Diesel's lover. She's just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 10:23 pm
Vin Diesel framed OJ and Roger Rabbit.
Posted: 4/27/2005, 10:39 pm
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Posted: 4/27/2005, 10:50 pm
If Vin Diesel was a woman, his vagina would contain the teeth and jaw pressure of a full grown crocodile.
uhh...
uhh...
Posted: 4/28/2005, 3:34 am
Good thing he's not a woman, then.Posted: 4/28/2005, 7:33 am
Only Vin Diesel knows with certainty what the Christ Dr. Pepper really is. That knowledge is both his eternal burden and the source of his powers.
Posted: 4/28/2005, 9:27 am
Vin Diesel was the third person to undergo the "EZ Flow Elbow" operation. Vin will not be shown up by that punk bitch Bruce Willis, but he is chill with Romulux.
Posted: 4/28/2005, 9:31 am
Vin Diesel has a blackbelt in pudding. It's not a martial art, he's just that good.
Posted: 4/28/2005, 9:34 am
Oh man. That ones the best!