Vin Diesel puts his pants on two legs at a time.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 4/27/2005, 2:39 pm

http://www.4q.cc/vin/ <- Hit refresh for another fact

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 4/27/2005, 2:53 pm

Vin Diesel is deathly allergic to peanuts, but he eats them anyway.

Vin Diesel sucks.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 4/27/2005, 3:16 pm

that is so totally a ripoff of the Matt Facts.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/27/2005, 5:39 pm

Vin Diesel will lactate two by fours on request, and can pump a small cottage out of his chest if you offer him a silver dollar.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/27/2005, 6:51 pm

Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct because of Vin Diesel's morning breath.

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 4/27/2005, 6:58 pm

Vin Diesel has accurately predicted the outcome of every election since 1892, but he doesn't vote because only Vin Diesel should be president.

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 4/27/2005, 7:39 pm

that is so weird how things spread through message boards at the same time. i saw this a little while ago and laughed my ass off, my favorites:

*They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.

*Vin Diesel knows what it's like when doves cry.

*Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 4/27/2005, 8:07 pm

megxyz128 wrote:*They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/27/2005, 8:25 pm

Every dollar Vin Diesel makes goes to setting up lavish expeditions where he kills a rare or legendary creature. As a followup to this Vin Diesel used to bathe in unicorn blood, but no longer needs to bathe as he has transcended beyond the mortal world's filth.

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 4/27/2005, 8:47 pm

Vin Diesel always knows just the right spot to pet a kangaroo.

Vin Diesel calculated the exact number of digits in pi but if he were to tell you what it was you would die from old age before he told you the whole number.

Post by **faninor** » 4/27/2005, 9:20 pm

namkablam wrote:Vin Diesel calculated the exact number of digits in pi but if he were to tell you what it was you would die from old age before he told you the whole number.

FALSE!

Post by **faninor** » 4/27/2005, 9:22 pm

Billie Jean is not Vin Diesel's lover. She's just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/27/2005, 10:23 pm

Vin Diesel framed OJ and Roger Rabbit.

veryoldshoelace · Post by **veryoldshoelace** » 4/27/2005, 10:39 pm

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 4/27/2005, 10:50 pm

If Vin Diesel was a woman, his vagina would contain the teeth and jaw pressure of a full grown crocodile.

uhh...

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/28/2005, 3:34 am

Good thing he's not a woman, then.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 4/28/2005, 7:33 am

Only Vin Diesel knows with certainty what the Christ Dr. Pepper really is. That knowledge is both his eternal burden and the source of his powers.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 4/28/2005, 9:27 am

Vin Diesel was the third person to undergo the "EZ Flow Elbow" operation. Vin will not be shown up by that punk bitch Bruce Willis, but he is chill with Romulux.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 4/28/2005, 9:31 am

Vin Diesel has a blackbelt in pudding. It's not a martial art, he's just that good.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 4/28/2005, 9:34 am

Oh man. That ones the best!