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The Bad Jokes Thread
Posted: 3/10/2005, 1:02 pm
by happening fish
I couldn't find the original
Two guys are sitting in a bar.
The first guy says, "hey, where are you from?"
Second guy answers "oh, i'm from Ireland."
"No kidding, I'm from Ireland too? whereabouts?"
"Dublin"
"Oh no way! So am I! What High school did you go to?"
"St. Mary's. I graduated in 1979"
"This is uncanny! I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '79!"
"This is crazy! Let my buy you a round, then!"
A guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what's new.
Bartender answers, "Oh, not much, the O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Posted: 3/10/2005, 1:54 pm
by faninor
I don't get it.
Posted: 3/10/2005, 2:17 pm
by Johnny
Posted: 3/10/2005, 2:25 pm
by Long Jonny
I liked it.
Posted: 3/10/2005, 2:46 pm
by laurel
what's invisible and smells like carrots?
bunny farts!
Posted: 3/10/2005, 4:32 pm
by Henrietta
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella with him everywhere??
Fo' Drizzle.
Re: The Bad Jokes Thread
Posted: 3/10/2005, 4:36 pm
by nikki4982
happeningfish wrote:I couldn't find the original
Two guys are sitting in a bar.
The first guy says, "hey, where are you from?"
Second guy answers "oh, i'm from Ireland."
"No kidding, I'm from Ireland too? whereabouts?"
"Dublin"
"Oh no way! So am I! What High school did you go to?"
"St. Mary's. I graduated in 1979"
"This is uncanny! I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '79!"
"This is crazy! Let my buy you a round, then!"
A guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what's new.
Bartender answers, "Oh, not much, the O'Malley twins are drunk again."
I like that.
Posted: 3/10/2005, 4:54 pm
by faninor
What's the difference between a duck?
[shadow=black]One of its legs is both the same.[/shadow]
Posted: 3/10/2005, 5:52 pm
by nelison
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
a pick pocket snatches watches....
Posted: 3/10/2005, 5:53 pm
by nelison
I heard that one in the bar last night... don't hurt me, I'm a product of society.
Posted: 3/10/2005, 10:42 pm
by reza
I can't delete! oh well
Posted: 3/10/2005, 11:15 pm
by Henrietta
Dude.
Read.
Above!
I so beat you to that!
Posted: 3/10/2005, 11:20 pm
by reza
*deletes*
Posted: 3/10/2005, 11:31 pm
by superrgirll
what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
Posted: 3/10/2005, 11:51 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
what if the bark is off the stick?
then its not brown
Posted: 3/11/2005, 12:08 am
by superrgirll
well, then it's technically not a stick. it's a stick with the bark off.
Posted: 3/11/2005, 12:33 am
by Gimme_Shelter
it technically is still a stick, you just called it a stick yourself
Posted: 3/11/2005, 12:35 am
by superrgirll
no, i called it a stick WITH the bark off.
Posted: 3/11/2005, 12:37 am
by happening fish
±faninor² wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
[shadow=black]One of its legs is both the same.[/shadow]
you just broke me.
also, the pickpocket one is awesome
Posted: 3/11/2005, 12:37 am
by Gimme_Shelter
exactly
so technically still a stick, just with no bark