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I'm sure some of us have these. Sometimes. No one?


Mal: Are you working on your paper?
Alex: Yup
Mal: Then what's Eric doing here?
Alex: Uhh.. he's helping me think of synonyms for "temporality"? *
Mal: Really? Oh. What does "temporality" mean?
Alex: Uhh... Eric?
Eric: Huh? Oh, uh, it's the... ality of tempor.
Mal: Ohhh, okay. Wait, really?
Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eric: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Mal: SHUT UP GUYS
[exit Mal]
Eric: What DOES "temporality" mean?
Alex: You know, like, time... ness. *makes balancey hand motions*
Eric: Oh, really? So if I look it up in the dictionary it's going to say "time-ness" and have a picture of someone doing this? *makes balancey hand motions*
Alex: Oh, shut up.


*Author's note: this was intended as a hilarious comment as the person in question is barely literate.

I don't have real life converstions, I'm a mute!

I don't have conversations either because I'm not good at conversing.

Me, reading from a book of trivia: Okay what do these two things have in common? Rivers and hotels.
Mark: wtf?
Krista: Whores!
Everyone: ...
Me: Beds. Rivers and hotels have beds, Krista.
Mark: BAHAHAHHAA
Krista: But.. whores do their business in hotels..
Mark: And in rivers?
Me: Well. Sometimes they float face down in them afterwards.

Me: Dude, you're the man!
Me: I know! High five homie!
*High fives self*

dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.'

Adrian: What are you doing?
Me: Looking for some sheet music from this japanese thing...
Adrian: Make sure it's not written in Japanese.
Me:....You can't write music in japanese!!!!

Me: hey, where the hell you been? i need you to do my cretique from anyone of these topics in chapter 3.
Beck: ok, but you gotta do my excel.
Me: ok, i need it by 11.
Beck: yeah, me too. *i exit*
-scene changes from computer lab to hallway.-
Me: hey, what are you doing?
Muddy: nothing, going to class.
Me: hey, i need a favor, i eed you to give me the answers from those questions we should have done.
Muddy: ok, i'll give them to you via yahoo messenger.
Me: ok. *fin*

R.... real... life???

Do you ever do your own work?

the amount of work i have now is similar to the amount of work in high school. so i guess i do very little.,

Sonya wrote:dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.'

Every time I hear Fiddler on The Roof i think of Gwen Stefani... but there actually is a connection there.

vanessa: gabriel says i have a "depressed music period" section in my cd collection

jess and me: huh?

vanessa: you know, all my creed, third eye blind etc.... cds

jess and me:

jess: ummm...your creed cds??? my whole cd collection is a depressed music period...with all my metal bands and stuff...

me: ummm...helllo?!!

jess: hahahahah...don't worry maria, you've got us all beat

me:

I can't copy and paste.

AnnieDreams wrote:

Sonya wrote:dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.'

Every time I hear Fiddler on The Roof i think of Gwen Stefani... but there actually is a connection there.

yeah, and even I know that, but why in hell does FotR remind me of William Shatner?

i love how quickly this thread died.....

We have no real friends.

Or maybe we just don't talk to people while on the cm?

Hmm, there's also that.

I actually say probably like 50 words outloud all day, usually, though.