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I'm sure some of us have these. Sometimes. No one?


Mal: Are you working on your paper?
Alex: Yup
Mal: Then what's Eric doing here?
Alex: Uhh.. he's helping me think of synonyms for "temporality"? *
Mal: Really? Oh. What does "temporality" mean?
Alex: Uhh... Eric?
Eric: Huh? Oh, uh, it's the... ality of tempor.
Mal: Ohhh, okay. Wait, really?
Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eric: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Mal: SHUT UP GUYS
[exit Mal]
Eric: What DOES "temporality" mean?
Alex: You know, like, time... ness. *makes balancey hand motions*
Eric: Oh, really? So if I look it up in the dictionary it's going to say "time-ness" and have a picture of someone doing this? *makes balancey hand motions*
Alex: Oh, shut up.


*Author's note: this was intended as a hilarious comment as the person in question is barely literate.
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:lol:

I don't have real life converstions, I'm a mute!
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I don't have conversations either because I'm not good at conversing.
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Me, reading from a book of trivia: Okay what do these two things have in common? Rivers and hotels.
Mark: wtf?
Krista: Whores!
Everyone: ...
Me: Beds. Rivers and hotels have beds, Krista.
Mark: BAHAHAHHAA
Krista: But.. whores do their business in hotels..
Mark: And in rivers?
Me: Well. Sometimes they float face down in them afterwards.
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Me: Dude, you're the man!
Me: I know! High five homie!
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dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.' :roll:
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Adrian: What are you doing?
Me: Looking for some sheet music from this japanese thing...
Adrian: Make sure it's not written in Japanese.
Me:....You can't write music in japanese!!!!
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.

One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...

cant sleep the clowns will eat me

We all miss the big daddy quick....

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Me: hey, where the hell you been? i need you to do my cretique from anyone of these topics in chapter 3.
Beck: ok, but you gotta do my excel.
Me: ok, i need it by 11.
Beck: yeah, me too. *i exit*
-scene changes from computer lab to hallway.-
Me: hey, what are you doing?
Muddy: nothing, going to class.
Me: hey, i need a favor, i eed you to give me the answers from those questions we should have done.
Muddy: ok, i'll give them to you via yahoo messenger.
Me: ok. *fin*
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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R.... real... life??? :Johnathan:
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Do you ever do your own work? :lol:

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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the amount of work i have now is similar to the amount of work in high school. so i guess i do very little.,
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.

Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Sonya wrote:dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.' :roll:


Every time I hear Fiddler on The Roof i think of Gwen Stefani... but there actually is a connection there.
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vanessa: gabriel says i have a "depressed music period" section in my cd collection

jess and me: huh?

vanessa: you know, all my creed, third eye blind etc.... cds

jess and me: :freak:

jess: ummm...your creed cds??? my whole cd collection is a depressed music period...with all my metal bands and stuff...

me: ummm...helllo?!!

jess: hahahahah...don't worry maria, you've got us all beat

me: :lol:
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:lol:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by Sonya »

AnnieDreams wrote:
Sonya wrote:dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'

me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'

dad: '...no... you're crazy.'

me: 'oh. thanks.' :roll:


Every time I hear Fiddler on The Roof i think of Gwen Stefani... but there actually is a connection there.


yeah, and even I know that, :lol: but why in hell does FotR remind me of William Shatner? :Johnathan: :lol:
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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i love how quickly this thread died..... :lol: :lol:
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We have no real friends. :lol:














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<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by AnnieDreams »

Or maybe we just don't talk to people while on the cm?
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Post by nikki4982 »

Hmm, there's also that. :lol:

I actually say probably like 50 words outloud all day, usually, though. :uh:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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