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Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:00 pm
by Lando
laurel wrote:I like words!
and flabby boys, apparently...
That looks like a boy to you?
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:08 pm
by laurel
no!
i used 'boy' as a general term for 'nicely muscled male adults'!
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:12 pm
by Lando
well that's insulting because the mime race would never acknowledge the likes of a normy. that's what they call humans (with sign language), we're a regular lesser species to them.
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:33 pm
by Lando
laurel wrote:I like words!
and flabby boys, apparently...
that's more like what you're into?
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:34 pm
by laurel
i was saying that if your muscley mime was flabby, THEN i like flabby!
cause flabby would actually be muscley.
get it?
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:36 pm
by Lando
but then what about the new pic i posted?
what would that be?
Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:36 pm
by laurel
this hurts my brain

Posted: 1/22/2009, 11:40 pm
by laurel
Lando wrote:but then what about the new pic i posted?
what would that be?
hm. morbidly obese, apparently. like that 1200 pound dude!
Posted: 1/23/2009, 2:11 am
by Neil
I didn't call a girl back one time because we went out to eat at a Steakhouse, and the beyotch ordered a g'damn salad. A SALAD. Are you freaking kidding me!?!?

Dammit. Hey lando.... Would Laurel order a steak? (Not that I honestly care too much, but I wanted to keep it thread appropriate for ya's.)
Posted: 1/23/2009, 3:21 am
by Lando
Laurel's a very picky eater. Says she doesn't like steak unless her parents make it on their bar-b-que.
She has however ordered steak a few times when we've went out. Oddly, most of the times we've went to an actual steakhouse she's ordered something other than steak and when we've gone to a restaurant with a more general menu is one of the rare times she's ordered steak.
Posted: 1/23/2009, 7:40 am
by laurel
I'm not that picky! Just particular sometimes!
And when we went to Outback this summer, I ordered that little itty bitty steak that was perfectly Laurel sized!
I'm starting to enjoy steak a bit more lately. But so many places do it so terribly wrong...I guess that's why I stay away from restaurant steak a lot of the time. Unless I'm craving it.
Posted: 1/23/2009, 8:50 am
by xjsb125
Nothing wrong with being picky!
Posted: 1/23/2009, 9:42 am
by Neil
Don't agree with her, Matthew! (Jk!)
Posted: 1/23/2009, 3:45 pm
by Lando
She's lying. She is a picky eater fo sho.
Posted: 1/23/2009, 5:55 pm
by crustine
has anyone eaten with matty? steak and potatoes and nothing green thank you very much
me on the other hand just had a good helping of walnut tofu shepherds pie ...so good.
which leads to my question
Can shepherds herd tofu?
Posted: 1/23/2009, 5:57 pm
by Johnny
Are you high on LSD?
Posted: 1/23/2009, 6:09 pm
by Shanae
Hahahahahha.
Lando > Everything.
That was a good one.
Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread
Posted: 6/5/2016, 7:54 pm
by Lando
I started this thread almost 13 years ago!
Just sayin'
Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread
Posted: 6/5/2016, 9:13 pm
by xjsb125
I found the audio recordings you made calling me and Brad. Fun times.
Re: The ASK LANDO! Thread
Posted: 6/6/2016, 12:07 pm
by myownsatellite
Wow, a reappearance!