The ASK LANDO! Thread

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 5:04 pm

I'm afraid of poop.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/1/2007, 5:05 pm

Use a diaper or a toilet!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 5:08 pm

Diapers are too small!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/1/2007, 5:10 pm

There are adult ones! DEPENDS!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 5:11 pm

I'll only use Huggies!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/1/2007, 5:18 pm

Huggies are swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/1/2007, 5:26 pm

I know. I can't wait for Nike's designer Huggies to hit the market. :nod:

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 5/1/2007, 5:44 pm

true story: my friend (lives in cleveland) thought cleveland steamers were just poop.

so she kept referring to her dog's "cleveland steamers".

i pissed my pants.

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 5/1/2007, 8:13 pm

eww that could prove embarassing

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 5/2/2007, 10:31 am

she was quite embarassed

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/2/2007, 3:20 pm

Funny ha ha!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/2/2007, 3:58 pm

indeed

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 5/2/2007, 4:57 pm

quite.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/3/2007, 1:50 am

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/3/2007, 6:37 pm

indubitably.

I can't pronounce that word!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/4/2007, 3:45 am

i tend to not be able to either
unless im drunk
because when im drunk it combines with my super power senility to create super powers beyond imagination... in fact... i can speak any and every language in the known universe!!

lando, i must take this opportunity to ask you a question... what would one call a super power based on senility and drunkeness?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/4/2007, 9:39 am

Whenever you come back to Canadaland, we need to go out drinkin some place!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/4/2007, 11:28 am

i concur

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/4/2007, 3:43 pm

Dr. Hobo wrote:lando, i must take this opportunity to ask you a question... what would one call a super power based on senility and drunkeness?

crunk-ray vision. You see through objects and into the future, but due to the drunkenness and senility, you forget what you've seen before you can use the power for good or evil.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/4/2007, 5:21 pm

most excellent
although that doesnt explain my new found ability to speak foreign languages!