The ASK LANDO! Thread

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 4/18/2007, 10:38 am

saman wrote:
no neil. that's just the drugs

But....but......I don't do drugs.

Post by **saman** » 4/18/2007, 2:21 pm

that's what you think

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 5:20 am

Chanandler Bong wrote:can you even remember what you say?

i said who in the what now?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/19/2007, 5:28 am

crustine wrote:dear lando

why does the moon not fall out of the sky?

I noticed you asked this twice and I'm going back to answer a few of the questions I may have missed. So I think I can answer this one.

Rather than give a witty answer for this one though, I'd rather direct you to a film I studied when learning film history. Particularly French films at the time.

You may or may not find your answer at 6:05 seconds into the film.

http://www.archive.org/details/Levoyagedanslalune

Wow, I just realized it's been at least 6 years since I've seen this film!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/19/2007, 5:33 am

Clumsy_Birdman wrote:what shape is your nose?

ambidextrous.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/19/2007, 5:34 am

Hope wrote:dear lando,

when will you ever post a picture of yourself?

your fellow cmer,
jenny.

UPDATE!

Sure I posted a picture for you when you asked, but I won hottest Male CMer this year and along with the nomination came a much better AUTOGRAPHED picture of me.

Take care!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 5:35 am

dear lando.
what ever happened to our joint presidential run and what was that about again?
also is it okay that i answered one of your questions? i was bored and shouldve been studying or something but instead choose to parlay my "knowledge" in a more useful manner :nod:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/19/2007, 5:38 am

Yeah sure, it's fine. Only because you were going to be my VP.

I was running for President of the CM and we sort of started a campaign, but when no one ran against me, we won by default. So yeah, I've been President of the CM for like a million years. Or well.. however many years it's been since we talked about all that. It's a good gig, I don't get any benefits or respect! Sounds like every day life to me!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 5:52 am

hahaha
oh right
and im vp
so now i must rule with an iron fist of apples and bling :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 8:22 am

Can I rule over rsomething to?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 9:07 am

you'll have to ask the pres :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 10:46 am

but you're vp!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 12:13 pm

we like to consult one another and such

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 1:36 pm

consult with out him this one time!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 2:11 pm

i cant :O

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 2:23 pm

well, you clearly suck as a vp!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 3:55 pm

no i dont
i just dont remember my actual roles as the vp other than to have the title of vp
i have to wait till lando gets back
because like
im senile and forget things
maybe im supposed to shoot friends while on hunting trips?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 6:36 pm

Umm, i think you're supposed to get your friends to play russian roulette. :nod:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/19/2007, 6:38 pm

is that what chaney does?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/19/2007, 6:41 pm

No, he sacrifices virgins to the dark lord. :nod: