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This was on 'The Latin Kings of Comedy' the other night, and I only saw the last 15-20 minutes of it, but from what I saw, it was friggin hilarious. The only guy I saw, was the last in the show, and I didn't exactly get his name... but whatever, at least I credited him.

He told a story, (this is just my favourite part of it; it's just a clip) about a man who went into a bank with his son, to get a loan. The father doesn't speak English, but his son translates for him... ((ps - my Spanish typing ain't so good, but I tried. so ha.))

~~~

Banker man person: "Does he have any collateral?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber de tu collateral..."

Father: "Si, mi cholesterol es muy bien..."

Banker man person: "ImageOkay... Does he have any assetts?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber si tienes culo?"

Dad: " :wtf: Que?"

~~~

Okay, it sounded funnier in my head, and damn, you shoulda seen the show. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:wtf:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!
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Haha, I've seen that before. :lol: I still don't get "pastry". :P
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Oh, the pastry'll getcha when you least expect it.
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*stays out of kitchen*
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A wise tactic.
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I hate that freakin paperclip
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:lol: Turn him off, Melissa! Or do what I do, and use the kitty. Aww... kitty. :)
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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I guess the saddest thing about this is that it isn't a joke...

Oh, and what's a transvestite's favorite sport?

Drag racing!

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:lol: that goddamn any key!!
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how else is one to guage their intelligence in comparison to homer simpson?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!
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:lol:
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:lol: I've always loved that one.
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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.
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:wtf:
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Make me [one with everything]
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down
, I'll find the way to peace and openness.

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:wtf:
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He doesn't want "one [hot dog] with everything", he wants to be "one with everything", because he's a yogi.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down
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