Jokes that shouldn't be funny but somehow are

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 9/17/2003, 12:22 am

hah oh yea

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 9/17/2003, 12:00 pm

This was on 'The Latin Kings of Comedy' the other night, and I only saw the last 15-20 minutes of it, but from what I saw, it was friggin hilarious. The only guy I saw, was the last in the show, and I didn't exactly get his name... but whatever, at least I credited him.

He told a story, (this is just my favourite part of it; it's just a clip) about a man who went into a bank with his son, to get a loan. The father doesn't speak English, but his son translates for him... ((ps - my Spanish typing ain't so good, but I tried. so ha.))

~~~

Banker man person: "Does he have any collateral?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber de tu collateral..."

Father: "Si, mi cholesterol es muy bien..."

Banker man person: "

Okay... Does he have any assetts?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber si tienes culo?"

Dad: " :wtf:

Que?"

~~~

Okay, it sounded funnier in my head, and damn, you shoulda seen the show. :lol:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/17/2003, 12:08 pm

!!!

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 9/17/2003, 12:59 pm

Haha, I've seen that before. :lol:

I still don't get "pastry".

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/17/2003, 1:42 pm

Oh, the pastry'll getcha when you least expect it.

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 9/17/2003, 1:44 pm

*stays out of kitchen*

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/17/2003, 1:57 pm

A wise tactic.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 9/17/2003, 3:02 pm

I hate that freakin paperclip

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 9/17/2003, 5:43 pm

Turn him off, Melissa! Or do what I do, and use the kitty. Aww... kitty.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/18/2003, 11:58 am

I guess the saddest thing about this is that it isn't a joke...

Oh, and what's a transvestite's favorite sport?

Drag racing!

Ba-dum-chhh.

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 9/18/2003, 12:07 pm

that goddamn any key!!

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/18/2003, 4:10 pm

how else is one to guage their intelligence in comparison to homer simpson?

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/28/2003, 2:02 pm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 9/28/2003, 2:28 pm

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 9/28/2003, 11:57 pm

I've always loved that one.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/29/2003, 1:58 am

What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/29/2003, 1:47 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/29/2003, 1:55 pm

Make me [one with everything]

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/29/2003, 2:11 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/29/2003, 4:03 pm

He doesn't want "one [hot dog] with everything", he wants to be "one with everything", because he's a yogi.