Posted: 4/14/2005, 9:43 pm
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Posted: 4/15/2005, 7:58 pm
KIRK: Harley, go chase the ducks!
*Harley chases the ducks*
SOME RANDOM 40 YEAR OLD MAN: YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING HEAD, ALRIGHT. I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU FUCKING PUNK!!
HARLEY: Um....ok?
*Harley chases the ducks*
SOME RANDOM 40 YEAR OLD MAN: YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING HEAD, ALRIGHT. I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU FUCKING PUNK!!
HARLEY: Um....ok?
Posted: 4/15/2005, 8:10 pm
Yannic!
*gasp*
*gasp*
Posted: 4/15/2005, 8:56 pm
dude
that convo rules
he forgot what he was breaking!
i do that all the time!
that convo rules
he forgot what he was breaking!
i do that all the time!
Posted: 4/16/2005, 7:20 pm
Cass wrote:Yannic!
*gasp*
I failed at 10:39am, so I basically just gave up for the rest of the day.
Posted: 6/15/2005, 8:20 pm
background: my socials/english/comparative civ/liberrie teacher plays trivial pursuit at the end of each and every single one of his classes. it's his thing that he does.
Mr. Jarvis: "the next question is... what Japanese car dealership's name directly translates into 'Three Diamonds'?"
student: 'Subaru!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'suzuki!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'toyota!'
jarvis: 'no.
students (just yelling out random companies): 'ford! honda! hyundai! mercedes! porsche! lamborghini! c-smart! citroen! samsung! nokia!'
jarvis (almost to the point of crying): 'nooooooooooooooo...! you guys don't know your CARS... " *puts away card while shaking head, looking somewhat disappointed*
some kid: 'well, what's the answer?'
jarvis: 'i would have thought the words "japanese" and "three diamonds" would have given it away. it's mitsubishi."
students: "Ohhhh...!"
jarvis: "you all make baby jesus cry,"
...
i guess you shoulda been there. it was hilarious.
Mr. Jarvis: "the next question is... what Japanese car dealership's name directly translates into 'Three Diamonds'?"
student: 'Subaru!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'suzuki!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'toyota!'
jarvis: 'no.
students (just yelling out random companies): 'ford! honda! hyundai! mercedes! porsche! lamborghini! c-smart! citroen! samsung! nokia!'
jarvis (almost to the point of crying): 'nooooooooooooooo...! you guys don't know your CARS...
" *puts away card while shaking head, looking somewhat disappointed*
some kid: 'well, what's the answer?'
jarvis: 'i would have thought the words "japanese" and "three diamonds" would have given it away. it's mitsubishi."
students: "Ohhhh...!"
jarvis: "you all make baby jesus cry,
"
...
i guess you shoulda been there. it was hilarious.
Posted: 6/15/2005, 9:09 pm
i don't get it.
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:25 pm
I get that mitsu is one of the Japanese words for three, but why did he expect you to know that? Are you all in Japanese classes or something?
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:31 pm
no... it was just like... almost stating the obvious.
...
the japanese word "mitsubishi" means "three diamonds". (it's a given: it was stated in the question.)
it's a car. (also a given, also stated in the question.)
now think of a japanese car that has three diamonds related to it in some way.
it's a trivial pursuit question.
...
the japanese word "mitsubishi" means "three diamonds". (it's a given: it was stated in the question.)
it's a car. (also a given, also stated in the question.)
now think of a japanese car that has three diamonds related to it in some way.
it's a trivial pursuit question.
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:34 pm
I don't know cars.
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:35 pm
then you would've been one of them kids yelling out random big-company names. 
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:38 pm
Posted: 6/15/2005, 11:23 pm
it's past my bedtime. 
mom: why are you still awake?
me: because... i'm still awake.
mom: oh. okay. keep doing that.
me: ...
mom: ...waaait...
mom: why are you still awake?
me: because... i'm still awake.
mom: oh. okay. keep doing that.
me: ...
mom: ...waaait...
Posted: 6/16/2005, 3:08 am
Posted: 6/16/2005, 10:21 am
[translated from Romanian]
Grandma: Bring me some garlic!
Me: Is this enough?
Grandma: No! A whole clove!
Me: Here you go
Grandma: Oh look, I cut my finger. I'm terrible at cutting things.
Me:
Ugggggh *runs away*
Grandma: Bring me some garlic!
Me: Is this enough?
Grandma: No! A whole clove!
Me: Here you go
Grandma: Oh look, I cut my finger. I'm terrible at cutting things.
Me:
Ugggggh *runs away*Posted: 6/16/2005, 10:26 am
Sonya wrote:background: my socials/english/comparative civ/liberrie teacher plays trivial pursuit at the end of each and every single one of his classes. it's his thing that he does.
Mr. Jarvis: "the next question is... what Japanese car dealership's name directly translates into 'Three Diamonds'?"
student: 'Subaru!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'suzuki!'
jarvis: 'no.'
student: 'toyota!'
jarvis: 'no.
students (just yelling out random companies): 'ford! honda! hyundai! mercedes! porsche! lamborghini! c-smart! citroen! samsung! nokia!'
jarvis (almost to the point of crying): 'nooooooooooooooo...! you guys don't know your CARS...
some kid: 'well, what's the answer?'
jarvis: 'i would have thought the words "japanese" and "three diamonds" would have given it away. it's mitsubishi."
students: "Ohhhh...!"
jarvis: "you all make baby jesus cry,
...
i guess you shoulda been there. it was hilarious.
Ford.Posted: 7/18/2005, 8:07 pm
*switches on TV*
wayne brady: "sometime during the show, i'll be humping someone in the audience."
ryan stiles: "so keep your ticket stubs!"
me: ":wtf:"
wayne brady: "sometime during the show, i'll be humping someone in the audience."
ryan stiles: "so keep your ticket stubs!"
me: ":wtf:"
Posted: 7/18/2005, 9:28 pm
tis a great show!Posted: 7/18/2005, 10:40 pm
I was totally watching that. Just be glad you didn't see what happened right before that!!!Posted: 7/19/2005, 1:08 pm
What did happen right before that?