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Posted: 6/22/2004, 3:15 pm
by Long Jonny
dear lando,
who will win the president/king of beers campaign?
love jonathon
Posted: 6/22/2004, 4:09 pm
by Lando
Budweiser is King of Beers. Miller says it's president of beers. And now Pete Coors wants to be a senator.
IN COLORADO!!! I mean woah!
Posted: 6/22/2004, 8:06 pm
by Dr. Hobo
Lando wrote:Johnathan wrote:Lando, why is sand old and senile?
They put a chip in his brain.
the goverment ated muh brains too!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!
Posted: 6/22/2004, 8:07 pm
by gavtodd71
Oh lando, i am done highschool and now i have nothing to do until uni...What ever should i do?
Posted: 6/22/2004, 8:10 pm
by Dr. Hobo
i may not be lando but i can answer that for him
first and foremost
protect your teef and brains from the government
they tend to steal and eat them
Posted: 6/23/2004, 1:51 pm
by Sonya
Lando wrote:tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why do my teef hurt for no apparent reason?
Simple! and no it's not the government contrary to popular belief.
This is called derottinovmiteefus.
It's a serious condition that should be looked after immediately.
Or you could stop sucking on ice cubes.
NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE ICE CUBES!!!
NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....!!!
:O
Posted: 6/23/2004, 1:54 pm
by dream in japanese
lando, how do i cure my addiction to cinnamon buns?
Posted: 6/23/2004, 1:55 pm
by Rusty
tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why do my teef hurt for no apparent reason?
maybe your having a heartattack and the pains going to your teef instead of your chest
Posted: 6/25/2004, 9:09 am
by molson33
Dear Lando,
When do you figure you'll have enough pictures at the bottom of your posts that one post from you will take up a whole page in a thread?
Posted: 6/25/2004, 1:45 pm
by robcore
Dear Lando, do you have to put up with assholes? (hint: ^)
Posted: 6/25/2004, 1:49 pm
by dream in japanese
lando, how can i make the pain stop?
Posted: 6/25/2004, 2:44 pm
by Lando
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, how do i cure my addiction to cinnamon buns?
SIMPLE! Develop another addiction! To like rocks or something!!!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 2:50 pm
by Lando
molson33 wrote:Dear Lando,
When do you figure you'll have enough pictures at the bottom of your posts that one post from you will take up a whole page in a thread?
It could take a while because I'm very picky about what I put in there. I only choose the BEST OF THE BEST.
I could speed it up and make it take up a whole page if you'd like. Just for you!
Consider it an early Christmas present!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 2:53 pm
by Lando
robcore wrote:Dear Lando, do you have to put up with assholes? (hint: ^)
Now now rob. I don't know if he meant anything by it, so lets not try and make people angry.
But anyway to answer your question. I'M LANDO!!! OF COURSE I DON'T!
Being the king of the assholes, I don't have to pay attention to anyone who's less of an asshole than I. So, that means everyone!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:00 pm
by Lando
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, how can i make the pain stop?
The key here is not to make it STOP, but to make yourself not notice it as much.
How? Misdirection.
Punch yourself in the stomach, stub your toe or break a finger. It will help you take your mind off the pain in other areas!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:08 pm
by Rusty
dear lando, how can i kill johnathan so that we can all sing for nikki?
Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:28 pm
by nikki4982
Lando, what is Rusty talking about?
Question #2:
I should probably read the rest of the forum before I ask that, shouldn't I? :*)**
Posted: 6/25/2004, 6:12 pm
by Rusty
read the thread about you and then you'll understand nikki
Posted: 6/26/2004, 3:02 am
by nikki4982
It is done.
Posted: 6/27/2004, 7:34 am
by dream in japanese
Lando, where to babies come from? why? how? what about the birds? the cats? the fish? the pigs?? the cows??? so that's what you say but really is that what YOU say or do you not know that you know I know that she knows that you don't know the he knows because she knows that I know and you know but what about the cat? in the hat? do you like green eggs and ham? If so why?