The ASK LANDO! Thread

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 6/16/2004, 9:09 pm

lando where the eff are you?

Smooke · Post by **Smooke** » 6/16/2004, 9:52 pm

Great Lando
can you predict when the OLP will be releasing their Greatest Hits??

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 3:43 pm

sandman wrote:i see
does buckleys make a grape flavour?

I wish! Man, I love Buckley's. I drinks it by the bottle I does!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 3:47 pm

starseed_10 wrote:sir lando, what's the opposite of 12?

This isn't an easy question to answer. There are multiple answers like: first of all I'd say probably Shishkabob.

However, that's only one answer. If you mean the opposite by reversing the numbers then it would be 21. (Twenty-One) if you don't recognize that number.

Or if you mean opposite as in the other side of the scale, then it would be -12. (Negative twelve) Just in case you didn't recognize the little dash line thingy!

Another answer could be that there is no opposite and because of this. This breaks a bunch of physical laws and the universe will implode upon itself.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 3:50 pm

gavtodd71 wrote:What stupid thing should i do on my last day of highschool?

90% of what high schoolers do is Stupid. So you should do something UNIQUE instead.

One thing that's important, is to say bye to a lot of people. You'll lose touch guaranteed, with people moving away etc... I used to have friends I'd hang out with all the time that I haven't seen in years!

However for the stupid/unique thing... That's a tough call, because any ideas I give you wouldn't be unique, because they'd be from me, or something I've done... so then it would be a rip-off of ol' Lando... However!

One thing you could do is DO IT with a hot teacher.

Just a thought...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 3:51 pm

modern psychokitty wrote:so lando, was that a yes or a no?

sandy: the cough syrups with alcohol in them work even better.

A WHA? TO WHA? It's been so long! I don't remember! :cry:

To play it safe, I better say no.

However, I also like to live dangerously... So I might throw in a "perhaps" or two.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 3:54 pm

nikki4982 wrote:Well BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm hungry.

Lando, will you make me fresh pizza?

I COULD make you fresh pizza, but it would be pointless, because by the time you got it, it would be rotten!!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/19/2004, 3:58 pm

Lando...what can I get my Dad for Fathers day? I'm poor and its tomorrow.

last year I got inventive and baked a batch of cookies and brownies. That was cool. But I can't think of anything else that smart.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:00 pm

Johnathan wrote:Lando, were you on msn last night? (the 11th)

Nope! and I still apologize!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/19/2004, 4:01 pm

Lando, will OLP have a new album out soon, and if so how much do you think it would cost?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:01 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, why?

Why not!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:02 pm

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:lando, why are boys so confusing?

They have fishies swimming in their brains.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:03 pm

starseed_10 wrote:lando where the eff are you?

I'm around dude. Just only for a few minutes on the CM each day. That's why I'm so behind with the questions. But I'm caught up now!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/19/2004, 4:03 pm

Lando, why is it men can never understand girls?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:04 pm

Smooke wrote:Great Lando
can you predict when the OLP will be releasing their Greatest Hits??

37.3 years!!!!!!

Or maybe in 2006.

That's my guess. If they release one...

I'm still leaning towards the 37.3 though...

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/19/2004, 4:06 pm

lando, how come i ate five cinnamon buns and i still don’t feel better? is there something else i should be eating?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:07 pm

Random Name wrote:Lando...what can I get my Dad for Fathers day? I'm poor and its tomorrow.

last year I got inventive and baked a batch of cookies and brownies. That was cool. But I can't think of anything else that smart.

What does your father NEED most. I mean according to him. Most fathers will put on an appreciative face no matter what you give them, but just because they NEED socks, doesn't mean they're going to say they need it.

What does your father do? What kind of hobbies does he have?

Give him something that will expand onto his hobby/ies. That's always the best gift, because when he's not working, and gets time to do something he enjoys, it's best to give him something he'll want to use! or have use for.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/19/2004, 4:08 pm

Lando, whats some good OLP merchandise out there, and where could I find it?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:12 pm

Rusty wrote:Lando, why is it men can never understand girls?

This goes deep. Really really deep. So I'll just scratch the surface.

Guys and girls see in different colours. But you see, what I mean by that is, You both look up and see a BLUE sky and you both know it's blue right? The only thing is you both know it's blue, but you aren't seeing the same thing. The colour blue to you looks totally different to her.

What this means is, you both know your right and you both understand that you're both seeing the same thing. The only thing is, you both see it differently. Understand what I'm hinting at?

This is why man can never understand a woman and vice versa!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/19/2004, 4:14 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, how come i ate five cinnamon buns and i still don’t feel better? is there something else i should be eating?

Pineapples!

Or wait... eat those for dessert. One reason you don't feel better is because you OVER ate and now you have a sick stomach!