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I've been stalking this guy for 2 years. I know a lot about him, except, well his name...nobody ever said I was GOOD at stalking...

Anyway, if you happen to know the name of a really hot guy that lives near me, let me know, it would be nice to find out his name...

Umm... ask him?

EDIT: that was for Bethany

He doesn't know me. I think it would kinda weird if I just went up to him on the street and said, "Hey man, I've been stalking you for the past two years, but I just can't figure out you're name. Wanna give it to me? I'm not like a stalker or anything...Oh, wait. I am."

go for it!!

or, umm... listen to his friends talking to him or something?

Or you could say...

"Hey. My name's _____. I live down the street from you."
Then he says:
"Oh, hi. My name's ______."

Then some random conversation ensues.

Then you say:
"Would you like to go out some time?"

And, because guys like it when girls take the initiative, would say:
"Sure. I'll pick you up 8:00 on Saturday?"

Sounds like a plan! Now, why didn't I think of that?

And I've been listening to him and friends for quite some time now, but one can only get so close to somebody's conversation before they start slowly moving away...

OR you could steal his shoes and give them back to him and tell him you found them in a stairwell

thirdhour wrote:I've been stalking this guy for 2 years. I know a lot about him, except, well his name...nobody ever said I was GOOD at stalking...

Anyway, if you happen to know the name of a really hot guy that lives near me, let me know, it would be nice to find out his name...

haha, i know what ya mean. there's this really cute guy that i see everywhere, that i have a major crush on, but i don't know his name. me and my friends have nick named him "pierced boy" for now though, lol.

I could...though I don't have access to his shoes unless I ran up to him and pull his shoes off while he's standing there.

That would be subtle...

I name people that I stalk and don't know their names after OLP members. This ones Raine and I have a little Jeremy too. Though, I think my Jeremy is afraid of me...especially after I started calling him pookie...

Oh, yes I also have a Moses too.

ok, well, when I went to put my clothes in the dryer, two girls were in his room

so maybe that girl wasn't his girlfriend and he's just a natural ladies' man. hmm.

Hmm, reading and thinking about this, I wonder how I would want a girl to get me to notice her. Welp first thing is first, dont start dating guys or girls till you can drive. Second, I think maybe you shoudl smile at him and see his reactions and stuff, or you can walk by him in the halls and bumb into him, say sorry and be really flirty like grab his arm or something... Then if he is interested in you he will bother to find out your name and try to get to know you better. If he doesnt, then that means your going to have to try harder or give up... Welp, that is my lame advice, use it or flame me for it...

thirdhour wrote:Oh, yes I also have a Moses too.

you people are a bunch of scary stalkers

Bethany, next time you walk by his room and hear him playing guitar just stop in the door and ask him what song he's playing or something .. comment on his playing .. tell him it sounds really good or something .. that'll get conversation going at least

we think he has a girlfriend.

I could ask his neighbors..they kind of are my acquaintances