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Smooke is gonna be the bad cop whilst I'll be the good cop.
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afealicious wrote:maybe you should sign on as one of those internet-safety cops who pretend to be innocent teenage girls to catch cyber-sickos. :nana:


best sentence EVER
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Soozy wrote:I think the question is more whether they're ready for Smooke ;)


I'll give my honest opinion. I'm ready to be a Police Constable. I'm ready to take on the duty to serve and protect. I'm willing to carry a firearm in the course of my duties. I'm willing to use my firearm when need be. I'm willing to solve problems within' the community. I'm willing to be a public role model. So they'll want me ;)

afealicious wrote:he'll be the baddest cop in all of toronto!

and on the internet, the creepiest one! :lol:

maybe you should sign on as one of those internet-safety cops who pretend to be innocent teenage girls to catch cyber-sickos. :nana:


:lol: ...they actually have cops doing that in Toronto. Pretty interesting stuff. They've even arrested culprits!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Chanandler Bong wrote:Smooke is gonna be the bad cop whilst I'll be the good cop.


I can't imagine myself being a "bad" cop!

I wanna be the good cop!! 4ever!!! :nod:
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Fine! I'll be the bad cop!


*gets the Taser ready*
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:drool:

Taser is a cool piece of equipment!!

When Halifax Regional Police come here to the hospital to drop off clients there's always this cop I see all the time that carries it with him. One day I said to him, "That's looks like a nifty device" he was like "Yup, there's enough power in this thing to take down a helicopter" I was like " :O COOL!!" and I was like "I wouldn't want to be taken down by one of those! ; That's the last thing I'd wanna see" :lol:
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Don't worry, I'm gentle. :happytears:
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Chanandler Bong wrote:Fine! I'll be the bad cop!


*gets the Taser ready*


Everybody run!!
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Don't worry... it's Johnny... he'll just wind up injuring himself while we all laugh. :nod:
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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hahaha

Johny: I'll taser you!
Smooke: NOOO! You're holding it backwards!
Johny: Take thi- aaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhh
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:lol: You know it'd happen.

Man... Johnny and Smooke... that should be a TV show.
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

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for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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:happytears:
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Post by Soozy »

Smooookums, I hate to disrupt your sexy police thread, but did you ever send your cards for the card exchange? Cos I don't think anyone's got any from you :crying: :crying: :crying:
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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Hey Soozy!!

haha I haven't!!

I know I suck, but, I've been really busy with work, police testing and filling out applications to police services.

can I make it up to you guys? ...actually I can ...i still have the christmas cards so how bout a late or EARLY christmas card?
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nikki4982 wrote::lol: You know it'd happen.

Man... Johnny and Smooke... that should be a TV show.


:nod:

TPS cops we will be! :D
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i was watching some movie and the dude had the last name Smooke. i'm just saying.
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JENNIFER!!! :love:

Mr. Stormtrooper told me that he wants you!

I'm jealous!! :happytears:
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HOT!!! you should be jealous!!
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Smooke wrote:Hey Soozy!!

haha I haven't!!

I know I suck, but, I've been really busy with work, police testing and filling out applications to police services.

can I make it up to you guys? ...actually I can ...i still have the christmas cards so how bout a late or EARLY christmas card?


Yep DEFINITELY send them :nod:

There's a good chance that if you send them soon then yours won't be the last Christmas card I receive!
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Soozy wrote:
Smooke wrote:Hey Soozy!!

haha I haven't!!

I know I suck, but, I've been really busy with work, police testing and filling out applications to police services.

can I make it up to you guys? ...actually I can ...i still have the christmas cards so how bout a late or EARLY christmas card?


Yep DEFINITELY send them :nod:

There's a good chance that if you send them soon then yours won't be the last Christmas card I receive!


ok :)

I have all my applications sent out to all the police services of my choice. Now the waiting game! *taps foot for Toronto Police to call me* :lol:

But on the other hand... I can focus on my CM'er friends and send out the belated christmas cards :D
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