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Posted: 3/19/2005, 11:35 pm
by happening fish
i still beat you the time an ad for KY jelly came on TV and my mother wanted to know what it was "for"
Posted: 3/20/2005, 4:53 am
by nikki4982
Oooh, bad.
I hate ads for products that aren't something you'd talk about in public. Why don't advertisers realize that people get uncomfortable when these ads come on and that they shouldn't be advertising for these things at all?
Posted: 3/20/2005, 11:23 am
by happening fish
It was hilarious in its own awful way
Mom: What exactly is that?
Me: ......uhhhh. A... personal lubricant?
Mom: No, I know, but like... WHY? What would anyone need that for?
Me (not about to explain butt sex to my mother): I DONT KNOW OKAY?
Posted: 3/20/2005, 11:58 am
by Johnny
Posted: 3/20/2005, 3:04 pm
by Sonya
me: 'what movie is this again?'
dad: 'it's.... the last of the dogmen.'
me: '...but... doesn't this have tom bergeron in it?'
dad: 'no... this has tom berenger in it.'
me: '...but... ain't he the AFV guy?'
dad: 'no, that's tom bergeron.
'
me: '...but... AFV guy!'
*my dad accidentally changes the channel*
TV: 'america, america, this is yooooooooooooooouu...!'
me: 'AFV guy!
'
dad: ':lol:
'
i guess you had to be there,
Posted: 3/21/2005, 3:45 am
by nikki4982
Was America's Funniest Videos REALLY on the channel he accidentally changed to? Cos that's freakin' weird/hilarious!!
Posted: 3/21/2005, 5:14 pm
by Sonya
yeah, it was!
although... it was an old re-run, though, with whats-his-face and Daisy Fuentes, which was kinda upsetting, (
) so we went back to watching the movie, which was pretty cool.
Posted: 3/21/2005, 7:11 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
my sister: i think i wanna quit school and move far away. wanna move to tennessee?
me: ummm
Posted: 3/22/2005, 12:32 am
by nikki4982
You guys can move in with Matt.
Posted: 3/22/2005, 10:30 am
by xjsb125
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:my sister: i think i wanna quit school and move far away. wanna move to tennessee?
me: ummm
Sweet! Melissa is gonna be my new neighbor. Bad ass!
Posted: 3/26/2005, 2:02 am
by Soozy
*Melissa stares at Howie and ponders*
Melissa: "He looks stressed."
Soozy and Nikki at the same time: "He's thinking about Nam."
Posted: 3/26/2005, 8:18 am
by AnnieDreams
Sonya wrote:dad: 'blah, blah, blah... fiddler on the roof.'
me: 'you know what's weird? everytime i hear of "fiddler on the roof", william shatner keeps popping up in my mind. am i crazy, or is there some sort of connection?'
dad: '...no... you're crazy.'
me: 'oh. thanks.'
I found out the other day that that was on an episode of family guy! You're not crazy!
Posted: 3/26/2005, 1:14 pm
by Sonya
YAAAAAAAAY!
THANK YOU, ANNIE!
W0000T!
Posted: 3/26/2005, 7:46 pm
by laurel
IT IS HOWIE D!!!
i love answering my own questions in totally different threads.
Posted: 4/7/2005, 2:22 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
a conversation after me and my dad carried up mattress/boxspring to my apt.
me: i broke my finger
him: i broke my nail. i'm going to go home and die now
Posted: 4/7/2005, 9:10 pm
by Hope
my mom: where's the thing?
me: wheres what thing?
mom: ..nothing
me: i think its in the kitchen
Posted: 4/7/2005, 11:35 pm
by nikki4982
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:a conversation after me and my dad carried up mattress/boxspring to my apt.
me: i broke my finger
him: i broke my nail. i'm going to go home and die now
*smacks him*
Your finger ok?
Posted: 4/8/2005, 9:48 pm
by thirdhour
Drew: Some kid in my socials class was holding the map upside down and tried to convince me that North America was Africa.
Devon: Yeah well, my aunt thinks anything below Canada is South America.
Jonny: The girl I sat beside in History didn't understand Pearl Harbour because she thought Japan was an island in Hawaii.
....
Me: Wait...it's not?
I was kidding by the way.
Posted: 4/9/2005, 12:55 am
by nikki4982
Posted: 4/14/2005, 9:37 pm
by happening fish
James: Can I close your door [b/c your music is on and i live across the hall and i'm going to bed --ed.]?
Alex: Sure.
James: Good night!
Alex: Good night!
James: Bottle of wine, eh?
Alex: .......good night!