The ASK LANDO! Thread

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 5:06 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Why did you skip me Lando?

I didn't see your question. What did you ask sir?

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 6/9/2004, 7:13 pm

Lando wrote:
modern psychokitty wrote:
The Other Josh wrote:
modern psychokitty wrote:those disney bastards!!!!

lando, can i name my first-born after you? please?

hey you can't do that i already called it

lando, why must movies made after books suck so much.

times have changed. deal with it.

or we could have your lando jr battle my lando jr to the death to see who becomes the official heir(ress) to the lando empire... he could sit back like a roman emperor and look haughty while eating olives and drinking wine.

or... lando, can i have your baby? i can dress up as danko...

There are so many women that want to have my baby it's insane! If I keep saying yes, I'll have so many illigitemate children all over this planet, I won't know what do to!

However, speaking of Danko, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD HIS ALBUM FROM www.suprnova.org

I SAW IT ON THERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to have your child because er... I can't because er... I am a man. i just wanted to name a child of mine after you, i named one of my new born kittens after you tho

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 7:29 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Lando, do you like my shirt? Be honest.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/9/2004, 7:52 pm

Lando wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

It's true, but she took them on her own!

lando, can you come over then so i can take pictures of you?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/9/2004, 10:05 pm

Lando wrote:
sandman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

she speaketh the truth
my pugfugly self is in that pic too
thats why its never surfaced
shes too scared the pic would kill the cm by scaring everyone away

I really really really don't want it to surface!

dont worry even *I* havent seen those pics from that night yet :lol:

sammy's lazy :nod:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/9/2004, 10:05 pm

Lando wrote:
sandman wrote:lando am i gonna die due to some disease the possibly vicious flea-bitten disease spreader raffia?

Do you know anyone more contageous!?

I'd be careful and drink a lot of cough medicine. Even if you're not sick. You can drink it just for fun!

does it have to be a certain brand of cough medicine?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 11:21 pm

joe_canadian wrote:
joe_canadian wrote:Lando, do you like my shirt? Be honest.

IT IS EFFING KICK ASS! WITH A C!

So CICK ASS?

No wait, there's already a C in KICK, so just KICK ASS!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 11:21 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:
Lando wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

It's true, but she took them on her own!

lando, can you come over then so i can take pictures of you?

Wouldn't that be a little creepy?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 11:23 pm

sandman wrote:
Lando wrote:
sandman wrote:lando am i gonna die due to some disease the possibly vicious flea-bitten disease spreader raffia?

Do you know anyone more contageous!?

I'd be careful and drink a lot of cough medicine. Even if you're not sick. You can drink it just for fun!

does it have to be a certain brand of cough medicine?

No, as long as it's grape flavoured!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/9/2004, 11:24 pm

i see
does buckleys make a grape flavour?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/9/2004, 11:31 pm

Lando wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
Lando wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

It's true, but she took them on her own!

lando, can you come over then so i can take pictures of you?

Wouldn't that be a little creepy?

actually i think it's more...ummm....kinky 8-)

Post by **saman** » 6/10/2004, 4:34 pm

sandman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

she speaketh the truth
my pugfugly self is in that pic too
thats why its never surfaced
shes too scared the pic would kill the cm by scaring everyone away

hmm, no. the reason it's never surfaced is because the scanner doesn't work with windows xp. we actually have both windows 98 and xp on the computer but i have to manually change hard drives on the tower and then shut off and then log back on with windows 98 and then wait for two hours while the pictures get scanned, and i just don't have that much patience. one day though, i will get off my ass and scan them, but meh, later.

Post by **saman** » 6/10/2004, 4:37 pm

Lando wrote:
sandman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

she speaketh the truth
my pugfugly self is in that pic too
thats why its never surfaced
shes too scared the pic would kill the cm by scaring everyone away

I really really really don't want it to surface!

whaat?? why not? it's a good picture! really it is! don't worry though, i won't put it up for all to see without getting your consent first, because i'm considerate like that

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 6/10/2004, 6:20 pm

sir lando, what's the opposite of 12?

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 6/11/2004, 6:49 am

What stupid thing should i do on my last day of highschool?

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 6/11/2004, 6:20 pm

so lando, was that a yes or a no?

sandy: the cough syrups with alcohol in them work even better.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/12/2004, 12:31 am

Lando wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Lando, if there *is* pizza left, can I have a slice? I'm hungry.

You COULD. But you may die from the mold. Or it might eat away at your face. This one guy who ate moldy bread got a parasite from it and it ate away his face. It's pretty gross.

Well BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm hungry.

Lando, will you make me fresh pizza?

Lando wrote:
nikki4982 wrote::lol:

... Lando, do I have crazy voicemail waiting for me?

I should have left you one, but I was pretty sure you were actually afraid of the phone and I didn't want to be mean.

Lando = considerate.

Lando wrote:At least I woke up an asian guy and left a message on some weird guy's machine...

That was classic.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/12/2004, 9:39 am

Lando, were you on msn last night? (the 11th)

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/12/2004, 11:26 am

lando, why?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/16/2004, 9:05 pm

lando, why are boys so confusing?