The ASK LANDO! Thread

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:47 pm

modern psychokitty wrote:
The Other Josh wrote:
modern psychokitty wrote:those disney bastards!!!!

lando, can i name my first-born after you? please?

hey you can't do that i already called it

lando, why must movies made after books suck so much.

times have changed. deal with it.

or we could have your lando jr battle my lando jr to the death to see who becomes the official heir(ress) to the lando empire... he could sit back like a roman emperor and look haughty while eating olives and drinking wine.

or... lando, can i have your baby? i can dress up as danko...

There are so many women that want to have my baby it's insane! If I keep saying yes, I'll have so many illigitemate children all over this planet, I won't know what do to!

However, speaking of Danko, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD HIS ALBUM FROM www.suprnova.org

I SAW IT ON THERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/9/2004, 3:49 pm

Lando, will my evening turn out well?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:50 pm

molson33 wrote:Dear Lando,

I've been on the board for a while, but I don't really post a lot.

How can i make friends on here? I'm a likeable guy.

Strip for the ladies. Or hit on lori. She likes it. It seems.

You could hit on Cass too, she wanted some action a couple of weeks back, but I couldn't make it to Utah.

You could also talk about how your favourite movie is Fried Green Tomatoes and go with that theme for a while. Either that or the Banger sisters. I mean does it get hotter than that?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:51 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

You have one!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:52 pm

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:lando,
is it possible to punch customers in the face through the phone?

I've always thought so, So I sure hope it is!!!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:54 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

It's true, but she took them on her own!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:55 pm

70x7 wrote:Lando, are you holding out on me?

Depends on what you're referring to!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:56 pm

Random Name wrote:Is your website up yet Lando?

Hmmmm.... no, but most of you are underage and couldn't visit it anyway!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:57 pm

sandman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

she speaketh the truth
my pugfugly self is in that pic too
thats why its never surfaced
shes too scared the pic would kill the cm by scaring everyone away

I really really really don't want it to surface!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:59 pm

sandman wrote:lando am i gonna die due to some disease the possibly vicious flea-bitten disease spreader raffia?

Do you know anyone more contageous!?

I'd be careful and drink a lot of cough medicine. Even if you're not sick. You can drink it just for fun!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 4:00 pm

Dr. Johnythan wrote:Lando, will my evening turn out well?

If you're a good cook it will!

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/9/2004, 4:06 pm

Lando wrote:
molson33 wrote:Dear Lando,

I've been on the board for a while, but I don't really post a lot.

How can i make friends on here? I'm a likeable guy.

Strip for the ladies. Or hit on lori. She likes it. It seems.

hell yeah. 8-)

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 4:14 pm

Why did you skip me Lando?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/9/2004, 4:15 pm

he doesn't love you.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 4:16 pm

I wasn't talking to you, Lori. :roll:

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/9/2004, 4:19 pm

i'm sowwi.

:puppyeyes:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 4:26 pm

I demand egg nog as penance.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/9/2004, 4:28 pm

ewww.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 4:30 pm

well fine, you get the big shun.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/9/2004, 4:50 pm