The ASK LANDO! Thread

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/9/2004, 6:07 am

saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true? :cry:

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 6/9/2004, 11:30 am

Lando, are you holding out on me?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/9/2004, 12:01 pm

Is your website up yet Lando?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/9/2004, 12:36 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:
saman wrote:
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, when do i get pictures of you?

i have pictures of him. *waves lando's pics around* that's right, burn in jealousy.

lando, is that true?

she speaketh the truth
my pugfugly self is in that pic too
thats why its never surfaced
shes too scared the pic would kill the cm by scaring everyone away :nod:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/9/2004, 12:51 pm

lando am i gonna die due to some disease the possibly vicious flea-bitten disease spreader raffia?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:20 pm

What! You're pugfugly self? You looked a lot cleaner than me, I was in the moshpit for two hours and you guys were a little further back. I probably smelled like Roger Ebert's bathrobe after that! And as for what I looked like, well hell, think of an ass, then picture Tom Bosley from Happy Days. Then, imagine the smell of Roger Ebert's sweaty bathrobe... Okay I think you get the picture!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:24 pm

Lando wrote:
faNINor wrote:Dear Lando, excluding this question, what is your personal favorite question from the ASK LANDO! thread?

This will take a little research, but I'll answer it when I have a little more time!

Okay, I found a new one, I haven't looked through all the old ones yet, but so far it's Melissa's new question.

"Lando is it possible to punch customers in the face through the phone?"

Or something similar to that.

It was quite the awesome question!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:24 pm

sandman wrote:lando
why hasnt cass posted pink pictures yet?

She's been drinking a lot of mouthwash lately.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 6/9/2004, 3:25 pm

Lando, do you like my shirt? Be honest.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:25 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, is there any pizza left??

There might be, but considering your question was from may 26th, I'd say it's probably moldy by now!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:27 pm

nikki4982 wrote:Lando, if there *is* pizza left, can I have a slice? I'm hungry.

You COULD. But you may die from the mold. Or it might eat away at your face. This one guy who ate moldy bread got a parasite from it and it ate away his face. It's pretty gross.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:28 pm

modern psychokitty wrote:those disney bastards!!!!

lando, can i name my first-born after you? please?

Absolutely. I'd be honored.

*bows*

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:30 pm

saman wrote:dear lando

why is ghost in the shell so screwed up?

Isn't most good Anime screwed up?

I guess one reason would be the cultural differences, because in north america you don't often see themes that Japanese anime is willing to explore.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:32 pm

70x7 wrote:Lando, am I going to get any action this weekend?

Sorry cass, I couldn't make it down to Utah that weekend! Maybe next time!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:34 pm

faNINor wrote:Lando, why are you so mean to me on the phone?

I like to harass and swear constantly at people named Josh while I'm on the phone. It's just one of my hobbies. Well... that and yelling at old people when walking past them on the street.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:35 pm

nikki4982 wrote::lol:

... Lando, do I have crazy voicemail waiting for me?

I should have left you one, but I was pretty sure you were actually afraid of the phone and I didn't want to be mean.

At least I woke up an asian guy and left a message on some weird guy's machine...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:37 pm

xjsb125 wrote:Lando, you are aware of how bad I would have cussed you if you had woken me up last night aren't you?

Not half as bad as I swore at Josh!

You probably would have been like "What the chocolate fudge?" or some semi-awake term! Maybe grumbling!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:41 pm

The Other Josh wrote:
modern psychokitty wrote:those disney bastards!!!!

lando, can i name my first-born after you? please?

hey you can't do that i already called it

lando, why must movies made after books suck so much.

Whaaaaat! There are a lot of great movies based on books, just look at the LOTR trilogy, the Harry potter films! There are waaay more, but I like to keep my answers short when I'm answering so many questions!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/9/2004, 3:43 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, why do i never know when to shut up and then always end up making things worse?

I don't know, maybe you don't make things worse, maybe you're just really opinionated... maybe you're the one who's right and they all smell like balogna. Who knows... Other than Sam Malone of course.