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Posted: 5/26/2004, 6:24 am
by Lando
joe_canadian wrote:Lando, what does "virgin lipped" mean?
It means you've never put your mouth on a woman's vagina or a man's penis! BOOYAH GRANDMA!
Okay no, it means that you've never been kissed, I'm only telling you this because someone elses answer wasn't as spicy as mine.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 6:44 am
by dream in japanese
Lando wrote:dream in Japanese wrote:lando, what if i'm captured?
:O If you're captured, you are effin screwed. Seriously.
would anyone save me?? or at least try??
Posted: 5/26/2004, 3:40 pm
by Henrietta
Dear Lando, am I the only one who knows what VL meant before you explained it?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 6:25 pm
by Penguin Josh
I did, but thats besides the point.
Lando, why am I sick?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 6:34 pm
by faninor
Dear Lando, excluding this question, what is your personal favorite question from the ASK LANDO! thread?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:08 pm
by Lando
trentm32 wrote:Lando, where the crap are you? Did you have to go save the world again?
Actually no, this time I went to save these guys.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:12 pm
by joe_canadian
Lando,
Where's Waldo?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:15 pm
by Johnny
Lando, I brought my guitar into the guitar store to get painted in January. It is now the end of may and I don't have it back yet. When can I get it back?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:30 pm
by Lando
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, why did you leave again?
oh and why does this lady at work keep calling me her little duck??
Sorry for leaving.
And the lady at work calls you her little duck because she used to have a pet duck named Maria, but it was hit by a car a few years ago.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:32 pm
by Lando
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:Lando, how come the only guys that hit on me are at least twice my age? it is really bothersome.
Your current style or look appeals to older men. Perhaps consider a makeover.
Actually this isn't a bad thing, you could just pull a Anna Nicole Smith and marry a rich old guy to get his money when he dies. You'll then be young and rich!
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:34 pm
by Lando
modern psychokitty wrote:Lando, why does Disney have a stupid policy of cancelling shows when they reach 65 episodes, regardless of ratings, that will result in the cancellation of Kim Possible before the end of the year?
And how can I possibly (no pun intended) live without Kim Possible?!!!
Production fees according to Disney's licensing per producer goes up to renew the series after 65 episodes. -According to the APBC
And you can live without Kim Possible by watching old episodes of Charles In Charge.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:36 pm
by Lando
Random Name wrote:Can you give me a back massage Lando? I don't know why but my back really hurts.
Sure I can! It's been said that I have magical fingers. Among other things.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:36 pm
by Lando
dream in Japanese wrote:Lando wrote:dream in Japanese wrote:lando, what if i'm captured?
:O If you're captured, you are effin screwed. Seriously.
would anyone save me?? or at least try??
I'm sure most people would if you asked them to!
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:38 pm
by Lando
70x7 wrote:Dear Lando, am I the only one who knows what VL meant before you explained it?
I'm pretty sure you are. Some people aren't as smart as the two of us Ms. Cass. It would be best not to mention it though!
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:39 pm
by Lando
Josh wrote:I did, but thats besides the point.
Lando, why am I sick?
Your friend Pete was sick and you caught a cold from him.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:40 pm
by Lando
faNINor wrote:Dear Lando, excluding this question, what is your personal favorite question from the ASK LANDO! thread?
This will take a little research, but I'll answer it when I have a little more time!
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:41 pm
by Lando
joe_canadian wrote:Lando,
Where's Waldo?
That fuckin guy is hiding all over the place.
Seriously. He pays a bunch of bitches to dress up in red and white so he's harder to see. He thinks he's some kind of Harry Potter look alike. Poor bastard.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:43 pm
by Lando
Dr. Johnythan wrote:Lando, I brought my guitar into the guitar store to get painted in January. It is now the end of may and I don't have it back yet. When can I get it back?
You'll have to call them and tell them that it's been there since the end of January and that it's getting rediculous how long they're taking. Say you want it back, or else a major discount, because it's not right that they've taken so long.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:45 pm
by joe_canadian
And Lando,
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Thanks.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 8:46 pm
by Lando
It wasn't me! Couldn't be!
My guess is Bad Ass Bill Cosby.
But I don't have proof yet.... yet....