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Never thought of this....

Or perhaps they just seem innocent? Wait...I'm innocent...so I geuss that's not it.

70x7 wrote:Or perhaps they just seem innocent? Wait...I'm innocent...so I geuss that's not it.

Bah hahahahaha you sharing pickup lines with Michael Jackson now, Cass?

realy lando is back

lando, should i buy a vowel?

trentm32 wrote:Lando, wy did you have to go to Ottowa on such short notice? Was it to save the world?

Indeed it was sir.

.:x:Marissa:x:. wrote:Lando! Why does the love of my life mysteriously not like me back?

If he doesn't like you back it's because he's not the one. The way to be sure is to send Burt Reynolds a picture of both of you. He'll look at them both and tell you if you're compatible. He's never been wrong.

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, why have you only been gone for 2 days and i already miss you?

I am a very missable person. It's been said that people have missed me so much they've cried!

And trent is right about the sexy mofo, cept I'm not into the mothers... but still.

Lando, you're into my mother all the time......


At least that's what your dad told me about a week ago.....

gavtodd71 wrote:Lando, how can i decide where to go for university?

There is only ONE sure way of knowing where to go to university and that is a ROAD TRIP. You have to go to each of the Universities you're thinking about attending. Why you ask? Because you have to check out their public washroom facilities. This is the most important element. You can't just phone the place and ask them if they have awesome public washrooms, they'll just try to sell it, that they really do have the best ones.

You have to go to each and every school and check out which ones have the most kick assing-est washrooms and then you'll know where to attend!

joe_canadian wrote:Lando, what ever happened to Michael Bolton?

He's producing now, but he's still around. I'm sure he'll be back with an album within the next few years. It will of course be the greatest album known to man, but we'll just have to wait patiently for it.

joe_canadian wrote:Where are you Lando? The city needs you!

I was in Ottawa saving the world, but I'm back.

As for Bolton's mullet, when mullets got cool, he chopped it, because he's the man and the man don't like no stinkin' stylish hair. Bolton's a rebel baby and he doesn't wanna follow the crowd.

liam wrote:So Lando, how many groupies do you have across this vast continent?

I wouldn't be a gentleman if I commented.

tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why can't my mom grow flowers?!

It's so annoying, yet pretty funny...

Your mother needs a new topsoil and fertilizer. The minerals in the current dirt she's using are absorbing too much of the moisture she needs to grow the flowers.

gavtodd71 wrote:Lando, will you promise to never leave again?

I wish I could, but I'll be coming and going off and on this summer because I have to travel all over Canada for work!

70x7 wrote:He hasnt' come back yet, how can he promise not to leave?

Magical telepathy!

xjsb125 wrote:Lando, moving sucks. How long will it take for me to get all my stuff unpacked?

Approximately right up to the point where you're finished unpacking. You should have everything unpacked then!

happeningfish wrote:Sylvia, I mean Lando, I moved to this state 4 years ago looking for work, and I just wanted to know if I'll ever find my dream job?

You live in Canada shmutz!

And if you wanted to find your dream job, you'd have to quit working at the grease factory. It's too time consuming for you to get an education in the art of toilet paper eating. It is a dream I know, but we have to make sacrifices to achieve our dreams.

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, i was just informed that the ninja turtles no longer live in a sewer but rather a cabin is this true??

I haven't followed the new Ninja Turtles animated series as closely as I would have liked to, but if it didn't happen on that series, then no, it's not true!

modern psychokitty wrote:^stupid sell-out turtle... thinks he's too good for the sewers now...

lando only has one groupie. me.

i killed the rest of them.

A new groupie comes along every day. Or so they say in the rock world.