"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.
.:x:Marissa:x:. wrote:Lando! Why does the love of my life mysteriously not like me back?
If he doesn't like you back it's because he's not the one. The way to be sure is to send Burt Reynolds a picture of both of you. He'll look at them both and tell you if you're compatible. He's never been wrong.
gavtodd71 wrote:Lando, how can i decide where to go for university?
There is only ONE sure way of knowing where to go to university and that is a ROAD TRIP. You have to go to each of the Universities you're thinking about attending. Why you ask? Because you have to check out their public washroom facilities. This is the most important element. You can't just phone the place and ask them if they have awesome public washrooms, they'll just try to sell it, that they really do have the best ones.
You have to go to each and every school and check out which ones have the most kick assing-est washrooms and then you'll know where to attend!
joe_canadian wrote:Lando, what ever happened to Michael Bolton?
He's producing now, but he's still around. I'm sure he'll be back with an album within the next few years. It will of course be the greatest album known to man, but we'll just have to wait patiently for it.
joe_canadian wrote:Where are you Lando? The city needs you!
I was in Ottawa saving the world, but I'm back.
As for Bolton's mullet, when mullets got cool, he chopped it, because he's the man and the man don't like no stinkin' stylish hair. Bolton's a rebel baby and he doesn't wanna follow the crowd.
tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why can't my mom grow flowers?!
It's so annoying, yet pretty funny...
Your mother needs a new topsoil and fertilizer. The minerals in the current dirt she's using are absorbing too much of the moisture she needs to grow the flowers.
happeningfish wrote:Sylvia, I mean Lando, I moved to this state 4 years ago looking for work, and I just wanted to know if I'll ever find my dream job?
You live in Canada shmutz!
And if you wanted to find your dream job, you'd have to quit working at the grease factory. It's too time consuming for you to get an education in the art of toilet paper eating. It is a dream I know, but we have to make sacrifices to achieve our dreams.
dream in Japanese wrote:lando, i was just informed that the ninja turtles no longer live in a sewer but rather a cabin is this true??
I haven't followed the new Ninja Turtles animated series as closely as I would have liked to, but if it didn't happen on that series, then no, it's not true!
is this true??