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how do you creatate a person

send the die program to me too, please.

dougjr@telus.net

i'll play a tank. that's what i do. fighter.

Ok, so our two tanks and healer are taken.

Now we need a caster, a rogue, and a ranged fighters.

A caster is challenging to play when you're first starting. I can make an NPC for that if nobody wants to take it. I have and idea for one that fits into the plot.

Eesh, the character creation process in the pen-and-paper-verse is much more involved than in my lowly CRPG experiences.

i'll be a ranged fighter

Ok.

Making a character can get pretty complicated. Just follow the Player's Handbook carefully.

The process is too long for me to explain here, you either have to follow the player's guide, or have somebody lead you through it.

I'll just make character sheets for our barbarian chick and Josh #2, but I need to what you want to name your character, and what you real names are because I forget them.

Your Dice Roller program is quite spiffy.

I wish I'd made it myself, but I'm too damn lazy.

Okay.. Character name.. Character name...

Lack of creativity at the moment (or is it lack of sleep?) forces me to rip off Diablo. Despite the fact the character didn't make the game anyway.

And, the character name is.. Tremain. I tend to play male characters. Don't ask 'cause I don't know.

And, my name is Sarah, as it says in my sig.

And if any of the above didn't make any sense, blame it on lack of sleep.

Oh, and I probably won't be around tomorrow 'cause I'm going to my aunt's friend's camp tomorrow (not like you needed to know the specifics but.. meh)

Need any more info, let me know.

Ok, you are now a half-orc barbarian.

w00t.

Phew, done my Paladin. I think my eyes are going to bleed from staring at that pdf for so long.

Flipping through the book isn't much better, but at least the printing is more clear.

I'm dumb and I forgot how to calculate HP.

Then you gotta put your character up to level 3 for the campaign.

Oi!

Do you want me to send you a scan of my character sheet?

Sure, if you like.

I mean, do you need a copy?

Yeah, I'll need one for DMing.

Josh wrote:how do you creatate a person

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, sometimes they get really smashed off cheap tequila and then the man kinda fumbles with his zipper a while, and the girl kinda lays back and her lead lolls around, and then she kinda tries to lean forward to help with the guy's zipper, but she leans too far and hits him and they both fall over, and then they spend a bit of time trying to sit back up, and then the guy notices that his zipper came down sometime in there, and then he kinda waits a bit to see if the whisky dick will wear off, and the girl's kinda laughing a bit, but mostly trying to keep the room still from all the exertion that sitting up required, and then finally the guy gets it up a little bit, and then he realizes the girl still has her pants on, and then he sits for a few more minutes before he realizes it's a skirt, and then he realizes he's gone soft again, and he laughs a little bit, and then the girl just plays with it a bit, and finally the "get together," and the man's thing goes in the girl's thing, and nine months later a baby is born! And 15 years later, when dad gets a little drunk again, and brings up the night of conception, that little kid cries himself to sleep for the next week.

~fin

when are we getting started?