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Posted: **7/27/2003, 12:54 pm**

are you sad?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 1:17 pm**

do you worry that you're not liked?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 1:19 pm**

How long 'till you break?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 1:25 pm**

is there anything that makes them sound sincere?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 5:18 pm**

I will not answer OLP lyric related questions!!

Posted: **7/27/2003, 6:51 pm**

Where am I going and why am i in this handbasket?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 8:32 pm**

Lando wrote:I will not answer OLP lyric related questions!!

WHY NOT, and WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH?

Posted: **7/27/2003, 8:37 pm**

STOP SUCKING SO MUCH!!

HI LANDO!!

Posted: **7/27/2003, 8:40 pm**

what's the opposite of 12

Posted: **7/27/2003, 9:57 pm**

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Posted: **7/28/2003, 4:28 pm**

I'm really short on time and I Have to leave to Toronto for a week today! So I will reply to all the questions upon my return!!!!!!

Oh and hi Andrea!!! How've you been!?

Posted: **8/3/2003, 10:37 am**

where is the list of all the things jeremy is allergic to?

Posted: **8/3/2003, 1:01 pm**

lando

will you marry me?

Posted: **8/3/2003, 1:01 pm**

lando, how come you were in the toronto area and you didn't even come to see me? :puppyeyes:

Posted: **8/3/2003, 1:03 pm**

lando

will you come and visit me in ann arbor?
rob won't mind...he doesn't even need to know
you are the bestest ever

Posted: **1/4/2004, 10:21 pm**

lando, do you love me?

Posted: **1/4/2004, 10:41 pm**

Lando wrote:
carnival_7 wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if said woodchuck could chuck wood?

This question is a difficult one to answer accurately because it is completely theoretical in nature.

First a study would be needed to see if woodchucks can actually chuck wood. If they were capable of such a feat then we'd need to do an analysis taking into account the following factors:

-The stamina level of both male and female, full grown woodchucks
-The weight of each piece of wood. (Hopefully similar weights will be used)
-The distance the woodchuck can "chuck" the wood. (Therefore helping us determine the amount of energy the woodchuck expends from each throw and his/her individual strength levels)
-The wind direction. If the woodchuck is throwing into the wind, the results may vary. (Unless experiment is conducted in doors)
- Dehydration (Do the woodchucks have a bottle of gatorade at their disposal?)

After considering all the factors you should be able to come up with a fairly accurate answer. Unfortunately I do not have the funds to conduct this research.

PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT USE RABID WOODCHUCKS. It's a bad situation. Trust me.

ACTUALLY...

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

So, what is the meaning of life besides 42?

Posted: **1/4/2004, 10:54 pm**

Stace wrote:So, what is the meaning of life besides 42?

makeshift scrabble? i'll shut up now, since i'm not lando

Posted: **1/4/2004, 10:55 pm**

No answering Lando's questions, you!!!

Posted: **1/4/2004, 10:56 pm**

i said i'll shut up!!! stop yelling at me!!

*cowers in a corner and whimpers*

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