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Lando wrote:

Random Name wrote:Lando, why do people steal my hangers? Really. They are hangers. of all the things to take.

These people are called "Hanger Gnomes" They use hangars to build magical spaceships to fly other hanger gnomes from the planet Gnomac to Earth so that one day once all of the Hanger Gnomes have come to Earth, these little brownish purple creatures can attempt to take over the World using sophisticated versions of the toothpick as weapons!

Follow-up question.

Is there anyway to kill and destroy the "Hanger Gnomes"? or at least hurt them enough to leave me alone? They really are annoying buggers. Plus, if I start to kill them then it will take longer for them to take over the Earth.

Plus, if they are tasty barbequed then I think I may have a solution.

Lando, why is nobody ever on the hub late at night but me anymore?

I was on until my brother kidnapped the ethernet cable, and after I got it back.

Lando, two questions:

1) Why won't the CM log me in automatically even though I check the box every time?

2) Why don't I have any friends?

Dear Lando,

I want to ask you so many questions, but I can't settle on one to ask. Please help.

Dear Lando, why did I make it a year without any flu or cold, and then the day I get done with the semester I get sick? It's completely unfair.

P.S. Why is Jared a dickhead?

Dear Lando,

Aliens or Predators. Who wins?

lando, i'm hungry, what shall i eat?

Random Name wrote:

Lando wrote:

Random Name wrote:Lando, why do people steal my hangers? Really. They are hangers. of all the things to take.

These people are called "Hanger Gnomes" They use hangars to build magical spaceships to fly other hanger gnomes from the planet Gnomac to Earth so that one day once all of the Hanger Gnomes have come to Earth, these little brownish purple creatures can attempt to take over the World using sophisticated versions of the toothpick as weapons!

Follow-up question.

Is there anyway to kill and destroy the "Hanger Gnomes"? or at least hurt them enough to leave me alone? They really are annoying buggers. Plus, if I start to kill them then it will take longer for them to take over the Earth.

Plus, if they are tasty barbequed then I think I may have a solution.

Their only weakness is burnt rubber. Burn yourself some rubber and chase them down! It'll be tough though, they all have an IQ equal to Ted Danson's or higher!

nikki4982 wrote:Lando, why is nobody ever on the hub late at night but me anymore?

People who sleep all night are bums who eat chalk. That's why.

I would have been, but every time I've went on, no one has been on either!

Well that and because I'm not always home late at night, but that's beside the point.

modern psychokitty wrote:I was on until my brother kidnapped the ethernet cable, and after I got it back.

Lando, two questions:

1) Why won't the CM log me in automatically even though I check the box every time?

2) Why don't I have any friends?

Okay, as for number one. You don't have cookies enabled, or someone keeps clearing them and it doesn't remember you!

2) You don't have any friends because you're way too awesome and everyone that wants to be your friend is too afraid to talk to you because they're in awe of your presence. Unfotunately, they'll always remain slaves to you. Unless you like having your own legion of slaves.

finding emo wrote:Dear Lando,

I want to ask you so many questions, but I can't settle on one to ask. Please help.

The easiest way to come up with a question for me and to lose a little bit of unwanted weight is to spin around in a circle 25 times as fast as you can until you're so dizzy you want to puke and fall over. Then, the first question that comes to mins, you ask old Lando here.

70x7 wrote::lol:

Dear Lando, why did I make it a year without any flu or cold, and then the day I get done with the semester I get sick? It's completely unfair.

P.S. Why is Jared a dickhead?

Your body was subconsciously holding out until you didn't have any responsabilities. It was running on full blast throughout the whole time you were in school and needed to stay active and healthy, so naturally when you finished, your body's immune system let it's guard down for some rest and now you're Ill for the first time this year.

AS FOR JARED! WELL! I mean come on, everyone knows him as Jared the dickhead, it was his name when we were growing up!

You don't even gotta talk to the guy and he'll find out who you are and block you!

But I didn't answer your question. So the reason he's a dickhead is because you see, he has a penis for a head.

joe_canadian wrote:Dear Lando,

Aliens or Predators. Who wins?

I'm routing for the Predators, but I doubt either will win. Knowing Hollywood, the humans will win by like blowing them all up or something lame. Maybe by offering them food and sprinkling it with poison ground pepper or parmesan cheese!

It shant be a dinner party to miss.

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, i'm hungry, what shall i eat?

Get a Sub. I want a sub, maybe I'll have one. I don't know what kind though, but big sandwiches are quite superb.

Because they're big.

Get it?

Lando, wy did you have to go to Ottowa on such short notice? Was it to save the world?

Lando! Why does the love of my life mysteriously not like me back?

.:x:Marissa:x:. wrote:Lando! Why does the love of my life mysteriously not like me back?

I think all of us could be asking that one...

Agreed.

and thats why we rape people.