The ASK LANDO! Thread

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/3/2004, 9:54 pm

Lando, are you you hot?

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 5/3/2004, 10:40 pm

actually, i dunno if i'm remembering completely correctly, but lando is kinda hot. 8-)

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/3/2004, 11:55 pm

Hm...I don't recall any pics.

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 5/4/2004, 6:17 pm

Lando.

I tried to get php to work on my apache server the other day, i dont know how to create/make a database for it. How should i go about doing this. Whenever i try searching for help on google. they expect me to already know my databate info...What ever can i do?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/4/2004, 6:23 pm

joe_canadian wrote:what is the secret and why is it in the sauce?

I think you'll find your answer here:

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... uce#331127

and on the page before it.

As for why it's in the sauce, it's to spice things up, Danny Lohner style.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/4/2004, 6:27 pm

you are both wise and knowledgeable lando-san, and I wish to subscribe to your magazine.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/4/2004, 9:07 pm

Just get Playboy.

trentm32 · Post by **trentm32** » 5/4/2004, 10:15 pm

Lando, will the series finale of The WB's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" spin-off series "Angel" kicketh much arse? or will I be disappointed with the end?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/4/2004, 10:23 pm

Lando, what should I do:

should I:

a. Stay at home and concentrate full time on stuying for school. This way I cam be ready to go to the UofA.

or

b. Get a Job, which will take away studytime from me BUT provide money for me/

robcore · Post by **robcore** » 5/4/2004, 11:01 pm

Lando, why am I not good enough?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/4/2004, 11:01 pm

I already gave you advice to this, what do you need Lanny for?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/5/2004, 6:44 am

lando, can i have a hug? i think i need one right now.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/5/2004, 1:41 pm

lando, can I hug maria in your place?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/5/2004, 2:22 pm

Lando, why do people steal my hangers? Really. They are hangers. of all the things to take.

Tattooed Angels · Post by **Tattooed Angels** » 5/5/2004, 2:41 pm

Lando-who will win American Idol and Survivor allstars?

I need to contact my bookie oh great one. :bow:

J/K I don't watch Survivor.

but I always did wonder Half Empty or Half Full?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/5/2004, 4:27 pm

Random Name wrote:Lando, can you make good bands play here once in a while so that I can go to a concert?

I'm getting bitter and resentful over the "Concerts" thread, and forcing bands to play shows in St. John's seems like the only way to make it all better.

If I had more power, I'd say yes, I could. However, I do have enough power to make extremely bad bands play there. I guess you'd still have entertainment of some form...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/5/2004, 4:31 pm

modern psychokitty wrote:
Lando, where are the best snot conventions? And how do I best preserve my snot so it stays fresh and gooey?

I hear that Kentucky has annual Snot convention every September.

I've never been there and I guess it's only for those who have been accepted into the ICOSL (International Club of Obsessed Snot Lovers) which you can only gain membership by being asked to join from someone who's already a member.

Sorry, I'm not a member so I don't have any more details for you.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/5/2004, 4:33 pm

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, am i just a hopeless dreamer?

You are a dreamer, but you're never hopeless. Sometimes life can be tough and we don't have what we want when we want it, but if we focus on the great things we do have and keep our spirits up, someday we'll achieve our dreams or when you least expect it, they'll come to us.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/5/2004, 4:34 pm

70x7 wrote:Lando, are you you hot?

The hottest ever.

Thank you for putting the word YOU in italic also.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/5/2004, 4:38 pm

gavtodd71 wrote:Lando.

I tried to get php to work on my apache server the other day, i dont know how to create/make a database for it. How should i go about doing this. Whenever i try searching for help on google. they expect me to already know my databate info...What ever can i do?

Since my knowledge of computer languages is limited to the courses I took back in my high school days, I don't know a lot about HTML embedded scripting language.

My suggestions would be to ask a computer science teacher at your school if they can help you, or perhaps they know of where you can find support that will help with the trouble you're having.