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Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:32 pm
by Lando
Long Jon wrote:Dear Lando,
Where are you?
I've been thinking about you a lot. You left me waiting at supper again last night. You didn't show up. Again. Why must you leave me wanting more? Where can I find you? Show me the way.
Best Regards,
Jonathon
I'm sorry Jonathan. It hurts to be stood up and I do sincerely apologize. I promise never to do it again. Especially since you're now the campaign manager. It wouldn't be very professional of me to treat my colleagues any differently than I would like to be treated myself.
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:36 pm
by Lando
The Johnathan wrote:Dear Lando
WHY????
The answer is Johnathan.
Or you.
You expected it to be: Because.
But if you really analyze my answer, you'll have no trouble understanding how simple the answer can be sometimes.
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:43 pm
by Lando
Random Name wrote:Dear Lando, Why do my hands get cold when I go on my Computer?
Its very distracting because I cannot type as well with cold hands.
What can I do?
There could be a few reasons for this.
When winter comes around, the corners of a room are the coldest area of the room. I for one have my computer in the corner and near a window, so my hands can get pretty cold too.
Another reason is that your computer desk is too high, if your arms are level with your heart or higher it can affect the blood circulation to your fingertips and hands making them lose heat easily.
Combine this with the cold winter air in a corner of a room/ a computer near the window and you could have very chilly willy fingers!
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:48 pm
by Johnny
Lando, will I make it?
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:52 pm
by hpdfk
I will
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:55 pm
by Lando
hpdfk wrote:Lando, how can I succeed in climbing the corperate ladder?
This is dependant on you. If you can get your name out there and meet the right people to show that you're qualified, it's a lot easier to do.
Unfortunately, it's true that it's WHO YOU KNOW way too often. If everything was based on our skills or credentials, a lot of us who deserve better would get it.
Don't let that discourage you though. It's easy to prove me wrong on this because it's not a situation that's dependant on either of these factors.
You are in control of your own destiny.
Posted: 4/25/2004, 7:56 pm
by Lando
The Johnathan wrote:Lando, will I make it?
Johnny, if anyone can, you can.
Things might be tough and seem difficult to achieve, but if you want it bad enough, you can easily become the first medical rockstar EVER!
Posted: 4/25/2004, 9:26 pm
by Joe Cooler
Lando why did you revive this god forsaken thread?
Posted: 4/26/2004, 6:41 am
by Lando
Joe Cool wrote:Lando why did you revive this god forsaken thread?
Read the answers starting from page one. If something I wrote can make me laugh, then it shouldn't be hard to do the same for you peasants as well.
It should have been nominated for best thread too, but such is life.
Posted: 4/26/2004, 3:55 pm
by Dr. Hobo
Lando,
how should i go about finding and adopting my army of Ewoks?
Posted: 4/26/2004, 3:57 pm
by trentm32
Lando,
why did I have to be born in Alabama with this cursed Southern accent?
Posted: 4/26/2004, 4:35 pm
by modern psychokitty
trentm32 wrote:Lando,
why did I have to be born in Alabama with this cursed Southern accent?
don't feel bad. you could have been born in saskatchewan (aka alabama of the north) and picked up a southern accent when you moved to georgia for college.
and well, georgia people need *someone* to pick on, right?!
Posted: 4/26/2004, 4:39 pm
by modern psychokitty
Lando,
Do you still want Danko's babies?
According to Sandy, you were right behind me at that show.
And how can I, a fellow Skatchie, achieve the greatness you have?
Posted: 4/26/2004, 8:35 pm
by Lando
sandman wrote:Lando,
how should i go about finding and adopting my army of Ewoks?
This is an easy one! When I was 12, I decided to do the same thing!
Call Star Wars Freaks at:
1-800-SWFREAK
1-800-7937325
You'll have the option of adopting up to 3 Ewoks immediately. They can have birth every 3 months which will fast track the creation of your army.
Don't worry about inbreeding. It's something they're into.
Posted: 4/26/2004, 9:39 pm
by modern psychokitty
having mutated ewoks could only make the army more effective.
Posted: 4/26/2004, 9:50 pm
by Lando
trentm32 wrote:Lando,
why did I have to be born in Alabama with this cursed Southern accent?
It's not a curse! Get into television and movies and become the next teen heart-throb, they need something new, and a guy with a southern accent is just what they're looking for!
Posted: 4/26/2004, 9:54 pm
by Lando
modern psychokitty wrote:Lando,
Do you still want Danko's babies?
According to Sandy, you were right behind me at that show.
And how can I, a fellow Skatchie, achieve the greatness you have?
Of course! Danko is the man! The man whose music I will never listen to.
That's why he's awesome! and that's why I gave him a hard time. I think he's scared of people from Saskatchewan now. Which is good. Because by awesome, I meant Crappy.
And yeah I was right behind you, I remember who you are because when I met Saman and Sand, I recognized Saman from the OLP show, so I remember who you are too since you were with her.
Posted: 4/27/2004, 11:03 am
by modern psychokitty
psst.... whose. and you didn't answer my other question!
i dunno how scared he is, he *did* wanna have sex with everyone there. i have a feeling he "consoled" all of raine's groupies when chantal showed up.
they say i've gotten hotter since those days, actually. i don't understand it.
Posted: 4/27/2004, 11:08 am
by trentm32
Lando wrote:trentm32 wrote:Lando,
why did I have to be born in Alabama with this cursed Southern accent?
It's not a curse! Get into television and movies and become the next teen heart-throb, they need something new, and a guy with a southern accent is just what they're looking for!
it scares me so much that Lando's starting to make sense.
Posted: 4/27/2004, 7:48 pm
by Lando
I'm not starting to make sense, Everyone is just slowly going insane!