Another odd little phenomenon of a thread:
What should Aerin have for dinner tonight?
It all started of a Friday night when Aerin was hungry and didn't know what to eat. All five pages of this madness occurred within an hour.
Aerin asks what she should eat.
Various people reply with suggestions: Pizza. Waffles. Sandwich.
Alex suggests a pizza-waffle sandwich: "Which is the bread and which is the middle is up to you." Little did Aerin know that that tasty concoction would instantly kill her, and that Alex and Josh were SECRETLY PLOTTING HER DEMISE.
Josh and Alex offer helpful hints, such as covering the pizza-waffle sandwich with tomato syrup and macaroni and cheese, meanwhile whispering amongst themselves about their evil plan.
Josh, however, has a good heart and warns Aerin not-so-subtly of the trap into which she has so innocently fallen. Alex is furious and threatens to remove Josh's testicles with a paring knife.
Aerin insists that no one conspire to kill her in her dinner thread, and suggests they do so in other threads.
Alex responds, cryptically: "And suddenly, the truth is revealed, like a naked lady in a cake: You ARE the dinner!"
Aerin responds that cake sounds tasty (she is really very hungry, you see), and Alex says she knows who can be the lady: Josh!
Josh is confused. Aerin is now horny AND hungry (horngry?). Alex uses "mixing the waffle batter" as a euphemism for masturbation. Aerin suggests "tossing the pizza dough."
Josh gets second thoughts, so Alex and Aerin get the handcuffs ready.
The other Josh pops into the thread at this point to suggest that Aerin have Italian food for dinner. Incoherence ensues. Something about Alex jumping out of a cake, and "icing" used as a euphemism for semen. Josh fears for his virginity.
The other Josh suggests chicken marselas.
Meanwhile, Aerin has forgotten all about food and is intent now on moofing Josh in a cake. Alex now officially declares the thread to be an orgy.
The sentence "It's okay, Josh. You don't NEED an impressive penis to masturbate in my cake" is uttered, and the most disturbing thing about it is that it makes perfect sense in context.
Moofing occurs, although Josh seems unaware of it. Back in real life, Aerin orders a pizza, and Alex points out that the thread should have ended at post two, which suggested that Aerin order pizza.
Aerin replies that if it had stopped at post two, they'd have "missed all the murder plots, strange food combinations, and kinky sex."
Pizza arrives, Aerin shares it with Alex and Johnathan, but not the other Josh.
I was only posting on the OMA board at the time, and someone posted a link to it. That was how I first found out the CM existed. 
You can do it!!! *cheers Aerin on* 
