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Posted: **9/28/2003, 7:49 pm**

Exactly.

Posted: **9/28/2003, 7:53 pm**

Actually, I have some black in my family tree.

...It's hanging from the third branch :lol:

Posted: **9/28/2003, 7:54 pm**

Posted: **9/30/2003, 6:06 am**

Come on, people! Don't let the jokes stop!

Posted: **9/30/2003, 12:44 pm**

I don't think people like this thread.

Damn over-PC North Americans :mad:

Q: What do you do when you see a black guy bleeding in your yard?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

I'm going to hell.

Posted: **9/30/2003, 1:26 pm**

me encanta this thread.

but i don't really know any bad jokes

boo for me

Posted: **9/30/2003, 1:51 pm**

What's the difference between a Lexus and a giant bag of dead babies?

I don't have a Lexus in my garage.

Posted: **9/30/2003, 1:53 pm**

I've told a few of these to my friends, and their reaction is always "Oh God! That's awful! :lol:

"

Posted: **9/30/2003, 1:55 pm**

I know, that was my reaction when I got told them from MY friends :lol:

Posted: **9/30/2003, 2:09 pm**

Two niggers walk into a bar.

<i>Niggers!</i>

:neutral:

Posted: **9/30/2003, 2:16 pm**

Huh?

Posted: **9/30/2003, 2:29 pm**

I don't get it.

Posted: **9/30/2003, 2:32 pm**

Alright, I heard this one from my brother who heard it from a coworker who was an east indian. Let's see if I can remember how it goes . . . .

Three guys sitting on a bridge: an american, a russian, and a canadian. The american takes out a $100 bill lights it on fire and throws it off the bridge. The two others ask "why did you do that?" The american replies "we have lots of money in america." . . . A little while later the russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, opens it, takes a sip, and throws it off the bridge. The other two ask "why did you do that?" The russian replies "we have lots of vodka in russia!" . . . . . A while later an east indian man comes walking across the bridge, the canadian jumps to his feet, grabs the guy and throws him off the bridge. The other american and the russian ask him "why'd you do that?" The canadian says "we've got lots of those up in canada."