I don't know what essence means but it sounds like a positive thing to say.
But yea thats great work. Keep it up!
OLP Parodies
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The birdman parody was great! 
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Here's another one, a Clumsy parody.
'Throw away this smelly old
gym shoe you tripped on again
hide the porno, the porno, the porno
because then, you realize that
sometimes your mom comes in here
you're better off, better off, better off
if you had a safe now
stuff all your crap in there
you mom would never find it
she'd think your room was clean
she'd let you go out..
she'd be waving her hand
watching you go
out with your friends
to see the show.....
and maybe you should clean
and maybe you just need
a box to fill with all your crap
put under your bed
stuff would be safe in there, oh
stuff would be safe in there
throw away this mouldy old
sandwich, from behind your desk
try to scrub it off, scrub it off, scrub it off
all this dirt now
it's staining your walls
you mom ain't very happy
you haven't cleaned in years
when you're done, she'll be watching..
you'll be waving your hand
watching her go
out to the store
you're stuck at home...
maybe you should clean
maybe you just need
a maid, to do this crap for you
then you could go out
play paintball with your friends, oh
paintball with all your..
(woo woo woo woo... etc.)
she'll be waving her hand
watching you scrub
watching you clean
all of your filth
and maybe you should clean
and maybe you just need
a bag, to throw all this crap in
toss it in the dump
leave it for all the bears, oh
leave it for all the bears, no
leave it for all the bears
the bears, oh ah ah ye-ah, the bears, ah ah, the bears, oh ah ah, ye-ah, the bears, ah ah...
'Throw away this smelly old
gym shoe you tripped on again
hide the porno, the porno, the porno
because then, you realize that
sometimes your mom comes in here
you're better off, better off, better off
if you had a safe now
stuff all your crap in there
you mom would never find it
she'd think your room was clean
she'd let you go out..
she'd be waving her hand
watching you go
out with your friends
to see the show.....
and maybe you should clean
and maybe you just need
a box to fill with all your crap
put under your bed
stuff would be safe in there, oh
stuff would be safe in there
throw away this mouldy old
sandwich, from behind your desk
try to scrub it off, scrub it off, scrub it off
all this dirt now
it's staining your walls
you mom ain't very happy
you haven't cleaned in years
when you're done, she'll be watching..
you'll be waving your hand
watching her go
out to the store
you're stuck at home...
maybe you should clean
maybe you just need
a maid, to do this crap for you
then you could go out
play paintball with your friends, oh
paintball with all your..
(woo woo woo woo... etc.)
she'll be waving her hand
watching you scrub
watching you clean
all of your filth
and maybe you should clean
and maybe you just need
a bag, to throw all this crap in
toss it in the dump
leave it for all the bears, oh
leave it for all the bears, no
leave it for all the bears
the bears, oh ah ah ye-ah, the bears, ah ah, the bears, oh ah ah, ye-ah, the bears, ah ah...
hating thunder bay since 2003
ihatethunderbay wrote:Thanks!
I think we should all write to Wierd Al and get him to do a parody of an OLP song. Probably won't happen, but it's worth a shot.
Being form Thunder bay you'd probably have a better shot of getting Paul Shaffer (and the CBS Orchestra) to play an OLP snippet during a guest intro.
Or lobbying him to get OLP on the show as a musical guest.
"I wasn't sure if you were a crazy ax murdering pshyco or not when I first met you"
-- Megan
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BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH all of these are sooo funny!!!! ---Megs--- megan_wanless@hotmail.com
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And he can't understand how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends, his mother whispers quietly... heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
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And he can't understand how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends, his mother whispers quietly... heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
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The whole Birdman one cracked me up, but:
especially got me.
ihatethunderbay wrote:Why's he spinning around like that?
especially got me.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
this is fun!
Well it's good to know you were found on Ebay
I've been searching for you
I thought you were sent the other day
no one's blaming you
But I'm not supposed to wait
the four to six full weeks
Oh I, I hope your good, cause I misunderstood
I thought you were cheap, when I bid on you at the start
I'm In Despair, The credit cards we share
I know my dad'll be furious
But I'm still in despair
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
And the mailman again walks away,
from my mailbox, it's a nightmare
I've waited for you to come once again
There's no package
it's just killing me
Last time I order some lawn darts!
Oh I, I hope your good, cause I misunderstood
I thought you were cheap, when I bid on you at the start
I'm In Despair, The credit cards we share
I know my dad'll be furious
But I'm still in despair
I'll take this time to wonder how?
know the seller? the cost? there's some things that I doubt.
Were they real? Do I care? Metal? Sharp?
Something, Anything, Nothing!
Well it's good to know you were found on Ebay
I've been searching for you
I thought you were sent the other day
no one's blaming you
But I'm not supposed to wait
the four to six full weeks
Oh I, I hope your good, cause I misunderstood
I thought you were cheap, when I bid on you at the start
I'm In Despair, The credit cards we share
I know my dad'll be furious
But I'm still in despair
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
Check the mail
And the mailman again walks away,
from my mailbox, it's a nightmare
I've waited for you to come once again
There's no package
it's just killing me
Last time I order some lawn darts!
Oh I, I hope your good, cause I misunderstood
I thought you were cheap, when I bid on you at the start
I'm In Despair, The credit cards we share
I know my dad'll be furious
But I'm still in despair
I'll take this time to wonder how?
know the seller? the cost? there's some things that I doubt.
Were they real? Do I care? Metal? Sharp?
Something, Anything, Nothing!
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I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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ok this one's one of the better ones, I made it up in the shower (how fitting)
I crawled out from my filth from yesterday
I crawled to you and
You said that I smell Like I'd decay
You say you've had enough
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I think I like wearing these dirty clothes
But they're killing you and
I know how you'd love to watch me bathe
But I don't know...
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I don't wanna use anti-persperant for you
Don't wanna use the soap you give me
I don't wanna take a shower for you, oh not you
I hate myself for bathing
I hate myself for shaving
I hate myself for changing for you
you, you, you, you, you
It's too little too late
My smell can't excape
So I'm begging you please
I won't change any clothes, or underthings
or wipe the dirt from my knees
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I don't wanna use anti-persperant for you
Don't wanna use the soap you give me
I don't wanna take a shower for you, oh not you
I hate myself for bathing
I hate myself for shaving
I hate myself for changing for you
you, you, you, you, you
You never wanna go out
Cause I smell like piss
You think you're gonna pass out
I don't think I smell like shit
You try to offer me help
spraying me with some Febreze mist, That mist, I...
I crawled out from my filth from yesterday
I crawled to you and
You said that I smell Like I'd decay
You say you've had enough
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I think I like wearing these dirty clothes
But they're killing you and
I know how you'd love to watch me bathe
But I don't know...
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I don't wanna use anti-persperant for you
Don't wanna use the soap you give me
I don't wanna take a shower for you, oh not you
I hate myself for bathing
I hate myself for shaving
I hate myself for changing for you
you, you, you, you, you
It's too little too late
My smell can't excape
So I'm begging you please
I won't change any clothes, or underthings
or wipe the dirt from my knees
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-Yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
Do I smell Like shit? Yeah-e-yeah
I don't wanna use anti-persperant for you
Don't wanna use the soap you give me
I don't wanna take a shower for you, oh not you
I hate myself for bathing
I hate myself for shaving
I hate myself for changing for you
you, you, you, you, you
You never wanna go out
Cause I smell like piss
You think you're gonna pass out
I don't think I smell like shit
You try to offer me help
spraying me with some Febreze mist, That mist, I...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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Axtech
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"Do you like it" = 4 beats
"Do I smell like shit" = 5 beats
Other than that, it's hillarious.
"Do I smell like shit" = 5 beats
Other than that, it's hillarious.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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Clumsy7Thief
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Those all rule!
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
I know the syllables. don't you worry.
You just have to draw it our longer when you say it or say it quickly. I'm pretty sure everyone's capable of making it fit...
You just have to draw it our longer when you say it or say it quickly. I'm pretty sure everyone's capable of making it fit...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
one time a couple years ago I was thinking that there should be a french version of oma. I had it all figured out but all I can remember is the chorus which went something like (and excuse my terrible french grammar)
Marcher
Je souvien de Marcher
Come un un homme Army(can't remember french for that)
De the vent je souvien de soufler
Je ne veux pas souvenir de tomber
Pour tes lies(can't remeber french for that either)
Marcher
Je souvien de Marcher
Come un un homme Army(can't remember french for that)
De the vent je souvien de soufler
Je ne veux pas souvenir de tomber
Pour tes lies(can't remeber french for that either)
same here. French immersion can come in handy sometimes 
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
