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Post by happening fish »

That would pretty much be a ripoff of TheSpark's Fat contest thing a while back...
PLEASE tell me someone remember that :lol:

Oh, TheSpark, why did you go all shitty :cry:
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oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!

http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html

!!! :love:
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

Axtech wrote:
Gimme_Shelter wrote:thats not even really a sandwich

he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread




i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i


and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that


This is weird.

I was going to say almost the exact same thing (but with a different example).

I ... I'm scared.





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happening fish wrote:oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!

http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html

!!! :love:


:lol: that was awesome!
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Post by Rusty »

I'd so eat that sandwhich...if you took off the mushrooms, the corndogs, the bratwurst, the italian salad dressing, the butter, and the canola oil. I don't like that stuff. The rest of it though would make a killer sandwhich...now I'm hungry. *goes to make beef patties*

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beautiful liar wrote:
happening fish wrote:oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!

http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html

!!! :love:


:lol: that was awesome!



ahahahahaaa fantastic :lol:
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:lol:

We farted in the general direction of General Direction Low-Fat Syrup, a generic store brand.

Is it bad that almost all the food they bought is the stuff I eat regularly? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In short, you are going to die.
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Dang.

But at least I'll be full!!! :nana:
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Post by Hope »

ew ew ew that sandwichy thing is.. sooo gross

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Josh has been using the sandwich story to woo girls. :nod:
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Post by Johnny »

I still can't see what that blasted sammich looks like!


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clumsychild_ wrote:Josh has been using the sandwich story to woo girls. :nod:


"hey baby, guess what i can fit in my mouth" ?
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happening fish wrote:
clumsychild_ wrote:Josh has been using the sandwich story to woo girls. :nod:


"hey baby, guess what i can fit in my mouth" ?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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