The 30,000 calorie sammich
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oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!
http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html
!!!
http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html
!!!

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Axtech wrote:Gimme_Shelter wrote:thats not even really a sandwich
he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread
i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i
and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that
This is weird.
I was going to say almost the exact same thing (but with a different example).
I ... I'm scared.
its because you and me think exactly alike
i wouldnt worry, now both of us will get super genius of the universe awards

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happening fish wrote:oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!
http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html
!!!

I'd so eat that sandwhich...if you took off the mushrooms, the corndogs, the bratwurst, the italian salad dressing, the butter, and the canola oil. I don't like that stuff. The rest of it though would make a killer sandwhich...now I'm hungry. *goes to make beef patties*
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beautiful liar wrote:happening fish wrote:oh my god, even though TheSpark degenerated into a pile of shit, someone archived the fat project!!!
http://www.crudder.com/projects/fat/day0.html
!!!that was awesome!
ahahahahaaa fantastic

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We farted in the general direction of General Direction Low-Fat Syrup, a generic store brand.
Is it bad that almost all the food they bought is the stuff I eat regularly?



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Dang.
But at least I'll be full!!!
But at least I'll be full!!!

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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
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for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
ew ew ew that sandwichy thing is.. sooo gross
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