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Why did the plane crash?










Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i wouldn't call it a stick. it's proper name would be "a stick with no bark"

What's green and brown and falls out of a tree?








A pool table.

superrgirll wrote:i wouldn't call it a stick. it's proper name would be "a stick with no bark"

but its technically still a stick


i mean my proper name would be Joe
but im technically still a super stud

i dont know why this is called the "bad" jokes thread, these jokes are amazing


hahahaha...... loaf of bread

BECAUSE A LOAF OF BREAD CANT FLY



brilliant

Nor can it pilot a plane.

why did you have to come along and make it not funny



now im full of sorrow, and anger



but mostly sorrow

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrrr.

What's round and goes Grrr?











an angry circle

happeningfish wrote:Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

you just made my night. you have no idea. i looked at it, thought 'wha?', then two seconds later, was "a salted" with amusement. (hah, i used a pun..or...something...)

*ba dum chsh*

where does the king keep his armies?




up his sleevies.


*dies*

Keep 'em comin' folks.

why were the orange juice workers laid off in florida?







they couldn't concentrate.

...it would make more sense if it was that they could concentrate. because that would require less orange juice...good effort though

someone posted a joke on here once... something about a monkey, ithink, and it made my entire year. but now i can't remember it!

p.s. that snoop dogg joke (or soemthing very close) was in my sig for a year. lol

dorky_brunette wrote:

happeningfish wrote:Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

you just made my night. you have no idea. i looked at it, thought 'wha?', then two seconds later, was "a salted" with amusement. (hah, i used a pun..or...something...)

yeah i had the same reaction when i heard it
it's a joke best told aloud
fuckin' hilarious

i've heard a lot of these before