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seriously.

i'll have to be speaking so much over the weekend.... funfunfun science fair presentationssss funfunfun

nikki4982 wrote:We have no real friends.

I have a friend!...George.....George err um *looks around* Cauldron.

"Man, we had a turkey on Sunday because all the family was over for dinner. It was so big that we couldn't even fit it in the microwave. We had to actually put it in the oven!"

Thats right. I know someone who microwaves whole turkeys.

bahahahahaha.

i dont want to write out a script but my mums been bitching at me for 30 minutes about how im too skinny

everyone bitches at me about how i'm too skinny.

it really sucks, huh?

yep

i mean as if we aren't self-concious enough just start yelling at me about something i notice everyday. that's really healthy for a 17 year-old.

boots: what did you write?
alex: nothing, just writing in your thread
boots: can you hand me that toilet paper? my nose needs to be blowed

Random Name wrote:"Man, we had a turkey on Sunday because all the family was over for dinner. It was so big that we couldn't even fit it in the microwave. We had to actually put it in the oven!"

Thats right. I know someone who microwaves whole turkeys.

I know someone who deep-fries whole turkeys.

boots: we should have bought the Spruce Beer
alex: yeah I really don't agree
boots: we should ask noemie what it is
alex: i doubt she knows
boots: maybe it's central to the store...
alex: canneberge!

AnnieDreams wrote:

Random Name wrote:"Man, we had a turkey on Sunday because all the family was over for dinner. It was so big that we couldn't even fit it in the microwave. We had to actually put it in the oven!"

Thats right. I know someone who microwaves whole turkeys.

I know someone who deep-fries whole turkeys.

See, that's semi-normal, though. Microwaves aren't made for cooking things like that.

Is it? I was under the impressions that deep-fryers are usually much to small for that.

Its about as popular as the turduckins as far as I can tell/

superrgirll wrote:everyone bitches at me about how i'm too skinny.

everyone bitches at me about how i'm too damn hot


"there he is again, being all sexy. HEY STOP LOOKING SO DAMN GOOD"

I usually just tell them that their is nothing i can do about it, which is true

from like, 2 weeks ago (that i had recorded on my cell phone):



ashley: *yelling into cell recorder* "Sonya WANTS me to be random, but I don't know HOW to be random!"

me: "that's like, impossible..."

richard: *walks into general area* "...what's impossible?*

ashley: "YOU'RE impossible! shut up!"

me:

this morning, in english class, when my teacher was talking about how he has to teach the sex ed thing to his gr. 10 planning class:

~~

teacher: "it's not hard to put on a condom, but... it's hard when you put on a condom."

me, with my incredibly immature and dirty mind:

...and then i noticed that i was the only one laughing my ass off, which made me laugh even harder.

Sabrina: Hey
Reza: Hiya pretty lady
Sabrina: Did my brother call you again?
Reza: Yep
Sabrina: Grrrrr
Reza: You okay?
Sabrina: I'll call you later, bye
Reza: Bye


.....i are scared